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Thank you JO.

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“I have to disagree. I think bulls#1t will be cheaper since the supply of it in our government will be as high as it has ever been.”

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The laws of supply and demand do not apply to bulls#1t. If it looks like the going rate is going to fall, they just start tacking on the Febreze Tax to the price. Even though you’re only paying 99 cents for each load of bulls#1t, you’ll be paying another $12.99 plus S&H for the Febreze.

We can just print more money.

We can do that? Holy crap! We’ll never run out of money then.

No worries. We can just print more money.

I don’t know Chris. We have stupidity in government in larger amounts than ever before and it seems to be costing us a lot more.

I have to disagree. I think bulls#1t will be cheaper since the supply of it in our government will be as high as it has ever been.

Figures.