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Obama is No Clinton When It Comes to The Ladies

Here at the home for the planet’s best political humor Radioactive Liberty we have often made fun of President Barack Obama’s lack of intelligence, his lack for avoiding a bucket being stuck on his head, and his policies.

One thing we have never made fun of is his sexual appeal because frankly he doesn’t have any. The guy wears mom jeans after all.

Not that there is anything wrong with that.

So it stands to reason that Obama is no Bill Clinton when it comes to the hooking-up aspect that sometimes comes with being the President.

Clinton was a womanizer, and it is on record. Not only did he face numerous charges of sexual aggressiveness throughout his political career, to put it mildly, but he also had oral sex with the famous intern Monica Lewinsky while occupying the White House.

Allegedly of course, depending on the definition of sexual relations, cigars and Altoids be damned.

So what is the big deal if our Grand Poobah likes to check out the derriere of women he comes into contact with? Is this not to be expected from a man who’s been married for decades?

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I know, thanks to TMZ, the mainstream media made sure to dissect the video behind this picture like it was the Zapruder film in an effort to defend the fact that Obama was not checking out the ass of a minor.

He was after all looking back and to the left.

But then there is this picture:

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Is this the second photographer on the grassy knoll? Whoever it is, we can easily surmise that Obama like to ogle.

On a side note, France’s President Nicolas Sarkozy has the “hey what do we have here”look on his face in both pictures and nobody is calling him out.

So what is wrong with an ass-check? Is it a bad thing? It is not like every guy has not been caught with a wandering eye at some point in their life.

Kirk Douglas, who is like 106 years old was recently caught on camera checking out his daughter-in-law Catherine Zeta-Jones’ cleavage.

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This is a man who has not seen a firm set of breasts since World War I and nobody is getting on his case. Yet we bash our President for checking out a woman’s ass.

Two asses in fact

At least our President is doing the right thing, checking out the backside of women without being disrespectful to the point of a lawsuit or an impeachment, despite the fact the cameras were recording the moment for posterity.

This is more than anyone can say for Bill Clinton. Like or dislike Obama’s policies, at least he is not a sexual predator. Our President is simply like the rest of us when it comes to checking out the ladies.

A fine ass is something to be admired, not be ashamed of, no matter what side of the political fence you reside on.

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Chris Cameron writes this column in addition to his weekly RL Political Humor Quick Hits column here at the home for the Planet’s best political humor. You can also read his own take on general humor at Angry Seafood as well as his serious political blog Clearly Political.

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6 Responses to “Obama is No Clinton When It Comes to The Ladies”

  1. Fiar says:

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    Sarkozy is saying “She’s legal in my country. Hawhaw!”

  2. Chris C says:

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    Yeah but it is France after all. I think everything is legal there including sex with animals.

    On a side note sex with animals is a lot more fun when the goat is not kicking you in the nads. Unless you are into that sort of thing.

  3. Les James says:

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    I don’t see the issue either. After all, we’re constantly checking out the asses in DC. Although few of them, if any, look that good.

  4. Chris C says:

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    Despite thinking of themselves as the beautiful people, politicians are not very good-looking.

  5. Fiar says:

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    Seriously? I think Nancy Pelosi is pretty attractive for a lizard person.

  6. joey says:

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    damn it man that was just crazy i can’t stop laughing …you guys are amazing thanks a lot lol

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