Barack Obama, the Democrat Presidential candidate, has realized that winning the Presidency is a forgone conclusion. “It’s in the bag,” he said in an appearance on Face the Nation. He went on to talk about taking a trip to Iraq to talk to important leaders.
Obama continued, “First, I’m going to repeal the 22nd Amendment. Just think of the irony when all my supporters realize that it wasn’t Bush that became a dictator, but me. They’d better get used to it too. I’ll be President of all 58 states for the next 8-10 years.”
Obama will support the Obama for Life campaign by touring all 58 states and handing out new textbooks that teach archaic lessons, like the maximum allowable term for US Presidency and the meaning of the 50 stars on the US flag.
“It’s time to vote for change,” Obama said.
President Obama for the next 10 years.
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Les James
// Jul 21, 2008 at 9:40 pm
The quote “It’s in the bag,” was taken out of context. Obama was referring to the bribe of a dozen tubes of Rogaine he’d scored for Bob Schieffer. He thought the mike was off.
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diesel
// Jul 21, 2008 at 11:13 pm
58 states?! Holy crap, what happened to the other six?
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Chris C.
// Jul 22, 2008 at 12:08 am
Obama must have included Central America which makes 58.
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insolublog
// Jul 22, 2008 at 9:11 am
‘it’s in the bag’
Maybe that’s why Jesse Jackson wanted to cut the bag off.
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Augusto
// Jul 22, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Bag indeed – I would prefer to vote for a man with a major sack cause we know the job of prez takes major cojones – unfortunately the current bag-holder at 1600 seems to be lacking the upstairs brain and thinks only with the head near his bag.
10 years of the Obama administration would still be less than the 12 or 16 years of the McSame W Bush administration. And really, could we expect anyone to clean up the mess made by W in just 8 years? Just getting the dollar to be worth more than 1/10th of a Euro alone will take ages.
This whole business of counting the states could be easily solved by spreading democracy Iraqi-invasion-style to the provinces of Canada and the states of Mexico…of course we would have to count them in Spanglish and Queblish.
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Fiar
// Jul 22, 2008 at 8:18 pm
Just getting the dollar to be worth more than 1/10th of a Euro alone will take ages.
You can thank the Democrat Congress for that. It’s all that hope and change they brought with them. Obama wants to give us more of the same, but without the lube.
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Fiar
// Jul 22, 2008 at 8:20 pm
58 states?! Holy crap, what happened to the other six?
Iraq and Afghanistan are only colonies. The other 4 haven’t been invaded yet. Come on Diesel. Stick to the plan. That was supposed to be a secret.
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Rickey Henderson
// Jul 22, 2008 at 8:56 pm
President of all 58 states? Fuck and yes. President for life while we’re at it.
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Augusto
// Jul 22, 2008 at 10:24 pm
Dear Fiar - Methinks you forget that the Republican congress favored the great tax reduction for the rich and then approved the Great Iraqi War without financial support – well, no financial support other than borrowing from the Chinese and Japanese.
The Dems only assumed power well into the game when war spending was way out of control. Admittedly they failed to rein in the mess underway but, in politics, one castrates and guillotines those who step up to the plate… oh, wait…castrate…that got us started down this Jesse Jackson path.
nevermind
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Chris C.
// Jul 22, 2008 at 10:46 pm
awww you erased the crazy lady’s comment. Nothing funnier then a woman with a lot of cats hopped up on box wine commenting on a post that didn’t even use the word retard.
Well until now. Just swap it out and put hippie in it’s place. No wait, that’s an insult to retarded people.
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Fiar
// Jul 22, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Uh, Chris, wrong post.
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Chris C.
// Jul 23, 2008 at 3:27 am
You know that just kills it for me. The moment is gone now.
I blame Bush for commenting in the wrong post.
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14
Eagle
// Jul 26, 2008 at 9:41 pm
Let’s quit commenting on web sites and start kicking some ass before this goes too far. Obama supporters are waiting to rise up and kill us.
15
k
// Jul 30, 2008 at 12:21 pm
58 states, 7 countries, 99 people, and a igloo
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Marie
// Aug 26, 2008 at 1:52 pm
ok he said he has been to 57 states exclucding Alaska and Hawaii except 1. So there are in his mind 60 states. We want him for president not to mention that he is always stuttering is he thinking on the spot.
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