So you voted for Obama. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!

Oh, sorry. No, I’m not! Hahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!

Alright,alright… Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!! Woo… Okay. I’m Okay.

Give me a minute.

There, that’s better.

That wasn’t very professional of me. I apologize. What am I talking about? When have I ever acted professionally? So why should I care if I hurt your widdle feelings? You didn’t care about mine when you went into the voting booth. My question to you, Oh Dumb Ass Sycophants of the Chosen One would have to be, What The Hell Were You Thinking!

Uoo! Uoo! I know the answer! Put your hands down and shut-up, it’s my post. I’ll answer if I want. Besides, what makes you thing you’d be right this time? Simply put, you weren’t. You might have wrongly believed you were, but that still makes you wrong. There has to be a major disconnect between your brain and a little something I like to call, reality. Yep, I do believe it was mental.

Here’s a few of the reasons you might have Lost Your Frikkin’ Mind!

1.Someone told you to vote for him (Acorn).

2.You thought it would end racial strife (Jeremiah Wright, Henry Lewis Gates, Van Jones).

3.He’ll do good things for the environment (Cap and Trade).

4.He can fix the economy (Trillions and trillions wasted. I don’t think Carl Sagan ever knew there were numbers that big).

I gotta believe that a lot of you are feeling some Buyer’s Remorse about now. This is not the Obama you thought you were getting. You have to be somewhat sorry you voted for him. Come-on admit it.

I’ve been thinking about how you must be feeling about now. This is the best analogy I can come up with. Voting for Obama was like crapping in your pants. I shall enlighten you as to why.

1.Deep in your heart, you knew voting for him wasn’t the right thing to do.

2.But you did it anyway.

3.Right after, you had a warm, squishy feeling.

4. But it didn’t last.

5. Now that feeling’s gone cold.

6. And lumpy.

7.It’s beginning to chap your ass.

8.You’re starting to regret that you had a moment of weakness.

9.Now you’re looking at a big, smelly mess to clean-up.

10.And you’re hoping someone else will do it for you…again.

Let’s face it, your choice stinks on ice.

Personally, I never have Buyer’s Remorse when it comes to my vote. I research. I ask questions. I don’t let my emotions sway me. Oh, and one other little thing… I think. Try it next time and we might not end up with a load of crap.

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