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April 17th, 2006 by fmragtops · 7 Comments ·

From Reuters Via Yahoo News

Apparently Neil Young has decided to record a protest album to call for the impeachment of president Bush. Ya know, he is from Canada. If he doesn’t like our president then he can go home. He’s probably an illegal alien anyway.

Roberts confirmed that a separate song on the album is titled “Let’s Impeach the President.” He declined to disclose any further details about the record.

That’s nice Neil. What was it Ronny Van Zant said?

I hope Neil Young will remember, the southern man don’t need him around anyhow.

Hey Neil, maybe you can go visit Ronny Van Zant, and discuss the Iraq War.

Criminey! When will these idiots realize nobody gives two s**ts about what they think? I’ve often wondered if you have to be crazy to become a celebrity, or if you go crazy after becoming a celebrity. I’m just curious why these artsy fartsy celebs think they have some special insight to society.

Do you want to know what’s more disturbing than celebs being flaming, shrieking, moonbats? It’s the fact that some people actually take what these whackaloons say seriously. I know people that just get all jelly kneed over what celebs say. Come on! They are completely detatched from the real world. They sit up there in their mansions looking down on us poor, dumb, uneducated, and unenlightened working folks.

“Living with War” appears to bring Young full circle from a more pro-Bush administration stance he took in the months following the September 11 attacks.

Crap! I hate hippies. Go smoke some weed, and pick flowers you dirty, stinkin’, hippy! I’ll be sharpening my impaling spikes.

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7 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Insolublog // Apr 17, 2006 at 7:28 pm

    Every time a celebrity sings, an consumer angel gets its wings. Then it flies off to buy something worth its hard earned dollar.

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  • 2 FIAR // Apr 17, 2006 at 9:00 pm

    Hmm, I’m wondering if this should have been filed under “useless entertainment” since it pertains to a useless entertainer.

    I often wish that Hollywierdos would just shut the F*** up.

  • 3 jimmyb // Apr 18, 2006 at 1:24 pm

    I totally hate hippies, too.

  • 4 rightwingprof // Apr 18, 2006 at 2:21 pm

    Ronny Van Zant has been dead for over twenty years (airplane crash).

  • 5 fmragtops // Apr 18, 2006 at 2:26 pm

    That was the point.

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