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Oh Joyous Day!

May 24th, 2006 by Fiar · 12 Comments ·

Karaoke Idiot is over! No longer do I have to subject myself to the worst torture that Gitmo doesn’t have to offer. I could do the happy dance if I weren’t so tired. Happy happy happy dance.

What is the appeal of poorly performed karaoke? I don’t know, but I no longer am required by JINW to endure it, because it’s over until January.

YAY!

Anyone notice David Hasselhoff - Crying? That was funny.

Oh yeah, I don’t think the House recap will be finished until tomorrow. It sort of required me to be allowed to re-watch it in order to write it up. That was difficult to do while being tortured by 2 unbearable hours of Karaoke Idiot.

My head hurts.

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Trackbacked on Samantha Burns, Point Five

Tags: Useless Entertainment ·

12 responses so far ↓

  • 1 fmragtops // May 24, 2006 at 9:31 pm

    Hah! It’s great being single. I’m watching the Yankees/Red Sox game, and have been for quite awhile.

    It’s great, I don’t even know who the last two competitors were because everytime they aired something about it on the news, I stuck my fingers in my ears and went LA LA LA LA LA LA

  • 2 von // May 24, 2006 at 9:35 pm

    Oh man. David Hasselhoff crying. That was great. We’re on the same brain wave.

  • 3 fmragtops // May 24, 2006 at 9:43 pm

    BTW, Rivera just closed it out, Final 8-6

  • 4 The Cranky Insomniac // May 25, 2006 at 1:29 am

    Thank you…I was beginning to think I was the only one who doesn’t get that show.

    But how do you not watch Lost??

    BTW, Wagner closed it out. Final 5-4 Mets. The lead is now 5 over Philly and Coldlanta.

  • 5 von // May 25, 2006 at 6:35 am

    Was that guy really playing the harmonica? At first I thought he was just pretending, then I think I actually saw a real harmonica in his hands. I’m still not sure.

  • 6 fmragtops // May 25, 2006 at 8:52 am

    I was shocked when Wagner blew that lead the other day against the Yankees. That was one ugly game.

  • 7 Mike // May 25, 2006 at 8:53 am

    I only watch the first two weeks of Idol to see the lousy singers who think they’re good. After that I lose interest.

    If that guy is “The American Idol”, I’m the next President of the United States. Who wants to idolize him? He’ll be the next Rubin. We’ll hear about him getting busted for indecent exposure in some adult bookstore and 3 years from now he’ll be a nobody.

  • 8 jt // May 25, 2006 at 9:12 am

    I am proud to say I have never been forced to suffer the indignity of watching that show.

    I hear about it everyday at work though…and that pretty much sucks.

  • 9 FIAR // May 25, 2006 at 9:15 am

    Dang it People, I hate basebore too. Can I watch paint dry instead of either basebore and Karaoke Idiot. Or maybe I can watch grass grow.

    I tried watching Lost before. I was like, huh? I’m just not able to pay attention.

  • 10 The Cranky Insomniac // May 26, 2006 at 4:22 am

    fm: I don’t know what game you’re talking about. Never happened.

    FIAR: You should try adderall for your ADD. It works really well, and the great thing is that it’s basically legal meth, so even if you’re not ADD it makes you feel just fiiiiine. Also, everybody make sure to watch the Coca-Cola 600 Sunday night. 600 miles of racing’s finest! My fantasy drivers are Jimmie Johnson, Kevin Harvick, Jeff Burton and Jeff Green so make sure to cheer me on and … … … … I’m talking to myself again, aren’t I…

  • 11 FIAR // May 26, 2006 at 6:40 am

    Yes, Cranky - You are talking to yourself. Perhaps you should sta off the adderall

  • 12 fmragtops // May 26, 2006 at 11:58 am

    Now NASCAR. That’s the sport that is like watching paint dry to me. I don’t knock NASCAR fans, or the sport, it’s just not interesting to me.

    Seriously, I don’t knock NASCAR fans, some of best friends are NASCAR fans.

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