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Okinawa Option: Brilliant!

June 19th, 2006 by Fiar · 8 Comments ·

John Murtha on Meet the Press called for a “change in direction,” in Iraq and suggested redeployment to Okinawa. Brilliant! I never thought he was all that smart, but now I realize that the man is a military genius.

From Captain’s Quarters:

MR. RUSSERT: But it’d be tough to have a timely response from Okinawa.

REP. MURTHA: Well, it—you know, they—when I say Okinawa, I, I’m saying troops in Okinawa. When I say a timely response, you know, our fighters can fly from Okinawa very quickly. And—and—when they don’t know we’re coming. There’s no question about it. And, and where those airplanes won’t—came from I can’t tell you, but, but I’ll tell you one thing, it doesn’t take very long for them to get in with cruise missiles or with, with fighter aircraft or, or attack aircraft, it doesn’t take any time at all. So we, we have done—this one particular operation, to say that that couldn’t have done, done—it was done from the outside, for heaven’s sakes.

I think we should extend this strategy to the local fire department. They can respond plenty quickly if the firehouse was located in Uraguay. I mean, they don’t really need to be a mile away down the street. There are planes that can get to the scene in plenty of time.

So Murtha is not only a traitor, and terrorist sympathizer, he’s also braindead. It leaves me wondering, how does he remember to breathe?

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8 responses so far ↓

  • 1 fmragtops // Jun 19, 2006 at 9:37 am

    WTF did he just say? Hey, now I know who wrote the School House Rock song, “Conjunction Junction.”

    I mean, Murtha has said some dumb shyte at times, but I’m with you FIAR. How does this beyotch remember to breath?

  • 2 Mr Bob // Jun 19, 2006 at 9:39 am

    This was great. Russert didn’t even try to pin him down but his suggestion was so stupid Russert had to let him hang in the wind.
    This completely disqualifies the leading Democrat military expert as an expert and relgates him to John F. Kerrydom (will say or do anything to bash Republicans, but has no real plan.)

  • 3 Sssteve // Jun 19, 2006 at 4:27 pm

    What a freaking idiot!

  • 4 FIAR // Jun 19, 2006 at 6:32 pm

    Breathe MurthaFxxxer! Breathe!

  • 5 Miriam // Jun 19, 2006 at 9:09 pm

    I think he’s been drinking with Ted Kennedy.

  • 6 jt // Jun 20, 2006 at 11:43 am

    I usually understand stupid pretty well, but that didn’t even make sense.

    Was he actually trying to say something?

  • 7 Mr Bob // Jun 20, 2006 at 12:55 pm

    jt.
    this is Murtha thinking on his feet when asked a question he didn’t have an answer to…in other words making shit up on the spot. He would be John F. Kerry’s Secretary of defense.

  • 8 fmragtops // Jun 20, 2006 at 4:09 pm

    And this from the people that think George Bush is stupid because he isn’t the best speaker.

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