Political Humor | One Last Election Note

Conservative Political Humor|Satire|Parody

One Last Election Note

Today is election day, and there is a concerted effort ot disenfranchise conservatives. Fmragtops points out most of the ways this is being done, but he missed an important point. Most conservatives are gainfully employed, except Wild Bill [Still on food stamps?]. Having the election on a Tuesday is inconvenient to those of us with full time jobs. I know the reason for this is to suppress the vote of people with jobs [i.e. conservatives].

Yes, the Leftards whine about disenfranchising the poor and the homeless and the dead, but they don’t have to run home from work to get to the polls in time. They have the whole day to get there. I don’t want to hear about how they can’t get to the polls. They don’t have to sit in traffic, trying to get home in time to vote, we do.

So let’s not forget that the terrorists support Democrats. They’re not our “political opponents,” they are the enemy.

Now go my Monger Horde™ and paint the polls red. Pin the Terrorist Supporting Democrats with the [impalingspike>© of conservative Hate.

By the power of Bacon!® we will prevail over the Socialist swine.

**

Track the election on TTLB, h/t Captain’s Quarters

Category: Politics [Yawn]

9 Responses to “One Last Election Note”

  1. jt says:

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    Dang-it! Now you’ve gone and trademarked Monger Horde too.

    You really are a bastard, aren’t you?

  2. richj says:

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    BACON!!! Your trademarks can kiss my over-follicled, sun-deprived posterior.

  3. Wild Bill says:

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    I voted (provisionally) because the party of terrorists Democrats made sure they held my voter registration card for over a year before they mailed it. More conservatives should stay at home with their kids like me so we can beat the libtards at to the polls.

    TURKEY BACON!®

  4. Wild Bill says:

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    I put in the wrong URL for my website. I guess that makes me a stupidmonger!®

  5. Sssteve says:

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    “By the power of Bacon!® we will prevail over the Socialist swine.”

    If they are swine can I make bacon out of them??! Huh can I? Can I?!!

  6. FIAR says:

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    Wild Bill, You are UnAmerican. Turkey Bacon is UnAmerican.

    Sssteve, Yes. Have at it.

  7. RT says:

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    Just remember, Steve, that kind of bacon might give you good poisoning.

    FIAR, you have a job?

  8. RT says:

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    NOT “good”…FOOD…ugh..I had to rush home via an hour-long commute to vote…inside of a health club. Yeah, here comes the big-gal strolling through the health club doors. All muscle men look at me like…WTF is she doing here…until I turn the corner to vote. How humiliating.

  9. FIAR says:

    Like or Dislike: Thumb up 0 Thumb down 0

    Who knows, it might be good poisoning.

    Yes, I have a job.

    I had to rush home via an hour-long commute to vote

    See. They want to disenfranchise people who work.

Leave a Comment