Political Humor | Our New Pledge

So, We have the Pledge of Allegiance under assault again from a bunch of Anti-American, Communist, Anti-theists. Perhaps it would be better if we changed the Pledge of Allegiance, not just by removing the “under God” part. We could give it a whole new makeover. Then the Lunatic Left would be happy.

I pledge allegiance to the flag
Of the United Soviet Socialist Republic
And to the Hammer and Sickle
For which it stands
One nation, under Marxism
No individualism
With misery and forced labor prison camps for all.

Yeah. That’ll satisfy the Left. They would still hate America, but that’s what makes them happy.

Hat tip The Deep Freeze

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