I spent the weekend painting the Young’un’s room. The young hate mongress in training wanted it to be pink, so I got some white racist paint, and added the blood of impaled hippies to it [Big assist from Fmragtops on that]. It looks great! The entire contents of her room are still in the living room, so I have much to do tonight.

Of course, tomorrow is election day, and wins by Republican candidates are represented in red, which is apropos, violent hate mongers that we are. Don’t forget to go to the polls tomorrow and punch the Liberals in their dumb monkey faces. This will probably lead to blood spouting out of their noses, and busted lips, thus, painting the polling place red with the blood of dumb monkey faced liberals.

Plus, they’ll be injured, and unable to vote. Remember, with every vote for a Democrat George Soros contributes $1000 to al-Qaida, and Nancy Lugosi feasts on the unborn child of a mother that wanted to choose to give birth to her child. Every vote for a Republican causes John Kerry to waffle yet again, steals a chocolate out of the mouth of Michael Moore, and unleashes yet another hemorrhoidal flare up induced “Yeaaaaargh!” from Howard Dean.

Make sure you get an old political T-shirt, and a marker, and write, “I would support a war for oil… If we actually had one.” and put on there “RadioactiveLiberty.com” so everyone knows who to blame. Wear that shirt to the polls. The dumb monkey faced liberals will probably try to punch you first, but they are weak, so it won’t hurt, but it will give you an excuse to hit back.

Hang ‘em high! [Metaphorically] Get out there my Monger Horde™

BACON!®

Category: Politics [Yawn]