I spent the weekend painting the Young’un’s room. The young hate mongress in training wanted it to be pink, so I got some white racist paint, and added the blood of impaled hippies to it [Big assist from Fmragtops on that]. It looks great! The entire contents of her room are still in the living room, so I have much to do tonight.
Of course, tomorrow is election day, and wins by Republican candidates are represented in red, which is apropos, violent hate mongers that we are. Don’t forget to go to the polls tomorrow and punch the Liberals in their dumb monkey faces. This will probably lead to blood spouting out of their noses, and busted lips, thus, painting the polling place red with the blood of dumb monkey faced liberals.
Plus, they’ll be injured, and unable to vote. Remember, with every vote for a Democrat George Soros contributes $1000 to al-Qaida, and Nancy Lugosi feasts on the unborn child of a mother that wanted to choose to give birth to her child. Every vote for a Republican causes John Kerry to waffle yet again, steals a chocolate out of the mouth of Michael Moore, and unleashes yet another hemorrhoidal flare up induced “Yeaaaaargh!” from Howard Dean.
Make sure you get an old political T-shirt, and a marker, and write, “I would support a war for oil… If we actually had one.” and put on there “RadioactiveLiberty.com” so everyone knows who to blame. Wear that shirt to the polls. The dumb monkey faced liberals will probably try to punch you first, but they are weak, so it won’t hurt, but it will give you an excuse to hit back.
Hang ‘em high! [Metaphorically] Get out there my Monger Horde™
BACON!®
2004–2008
14 responses so far ↓
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fmragtops
// Nov 6, 2006 at 4:29 pm
I’m glad that blood worked out for you. I hope the young’un likes it!
Oh, and BEWARE THE MONGER HORDE!!!
BACON!!!!
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FIAR
// Nov 6, 2006 at 9:12 pm
Yeah, she loves it. Thanks.
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Insolublog
// Nov 6, 2006 at 9:53 pm
I didn’t know Michael Moore was feasting on Ray Nagin. Ouch. The liberals will be eating their own soon.
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RT
// Nov 6, 2006 at 10:15 pm
Glad you know how to mix your colors.
Don’t worry about the Dems punching people. They punch like girls, well except for the girls. They just pull hair. I’ll wear my Doc Martens to the polls. (not that I have a pair)
Just remember if the young’n ever asks for lavender…mix dried blood of hippies with white paint.
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von
// Nov 6, 2006 at 11:43 pm
VOTE OF DEATH 2006!!! BACON!!!!!11!
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RT
// Nov 7, 2006 at 12:39 am
I gained entry….BACON!!!!
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SeanS
// Nov 7, 2006 at 1:27 am
Damn. I voted early. That means no punching of the monkey-faces for me. Maybe I can wait outside and get them while they are coming in?
Too bad my W.A.R. shirt won’t be here by then.
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Tyler D
// Nov 7, 2006 at 1:57 am
I think that little ® mean you guys owe FIAR some money for the use of that word with the litte ® beside it.
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von
// Nov 7, 2006 at 7:24 am
Arrrrrrrggghhh ™
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wrecksE
// Nov 7, 2006 at 7:58 am
I’ve got my shirt made up and I’m heading out…
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jt
// Nov 7, 2006 at 8:46 am
Did you just trademark Bacon? You trademark monger pinko…
Yep ~ FIAR
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jimmyb
// Nov 7, 2006 at 2:46 pm
Uhhh…I’m pretty sure I was on the bacon wagon long before y’all.
Anyhoo, I voted my heart today.
My hate-filled, heterosexual, gun-owning, hippy-smiting, low-taxes heart.
These fuckers better straighten up fast, though…
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FIAR
// Nov 7, 2006 at 4:09 pm
Yeah, well you didn’t register it, now did you? Sucks to be you.
And, yes. They had better.
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Wild Bill
// Nov 7, 2006 at 7:36 pm
I farted on the liberal standing behind me at the polls today. Then I told him he stinks. Fartmonger!™
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