Flame War Parody #27 – Giant Plastic Chicken Head
This week we have something a little different than the usual flame war parody. This idea came from a comment by Insolublog in response to the Friday post, ”Then There Were Two“.
Can’t tell the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? We’ve got a candidate that truly is different. Stand aside McCain and Obama, here’s the future.
You’re mission, should you choose to accept it, is to complete our slogan, so we can start campaigning in all 58 states.
A Vote for the Giant Plastic Chicken Head is a Vote for….
Discuss.
Humor-Blogs.com will provide some good slogans.
Category: Flame War Parody Tags: 2008 Election, McCain, Obama, Parody, Political Slogan Parody
2004–2012
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A vote for giant plastic chicken head is a vote for punching hippies in the face.
That’s the slogan that would get my vote.
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… a vote for… sending Supreme Court justices that vote for Constitutional rights for terrorists to G’itmo to be repeatedly waterboarded.
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Since ‘they’ had no trials up till that decision by the Supremes, weren’t they “alleged” terrorists? I’m just asking…..
Do hippies still exist? Where are they? I haven’t seen one in ages.
…is a vote for Jim Perdue as VP. Maybe that only works on the east coast though. It really would have been better if Frank Perdue was still running things at the chicken plant cause he really looked a lot like his chickens, well, when they were still alive that is.
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…is a vote for Chicken Feed!
At last a candidate that’s everything they seem to be. Bigger than life, really and truly plastic, and a certified chicken!
Finally, someone (thing?) we can trust.
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And yes, there are still hippies. The left side of Oregon is jam-backed full of them. A few make it across the Cascade Range and are hunted here as vermin.
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A Vote for the Giant Plastic Chicken Head is a Vote for… cock!
Oh, sorry.
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There’s the gay and women’s vote.
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A vote for the Giant Plastic Chicken Head is a vote for breasts and thighs.
What? Oh, well, Hillary had thighs, but no breasts.
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And now the male vote! This could be big.
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Of course you know this splits the vote for the wacky inflatable tube flailing arms man. Just thought I would point that out.
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A vote for ‘Giant Plastic Chicken Head’ is a vote for those that refine, purify and deliver giant plastic things to your door every day, but are too chicken to defend themselves… Fricken Big Oil!
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is a vote not wasted on a candidate whose primary concern is winning the next term…
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…a vote for the ‘right wing’
or the left drumstick. whatever.
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There’s nothing more American than voting for the cartoonish candidate you support the most.