This week we have something a little different than the usual flame war parody. This idea came from a comment by Insolublog in response to the Friday post, ”Then There Were Two“.
Can’t tell the difference between a Democrat and a Republican? We’ve got a candidate that truly is different. Stand aside McCain and Obama, here’s the future.
You’re mission, should you choose to accept it, is to complete our slogan, so we can start campaigning in all 58 states.
A Vote for the Giant Plastic Chicken Head is a Vote for….
Discuss.
Humor-Blogs.com will provide some good slogans.
2004–2008
14 responses so far ↓
1
Fiar
// Jun 15, 2008 at 1:00 pm
A vote for giant plastic chicken head is a vote for punching hippies in the face.
That’s the slogan that would get my vote.
2
Fiar
// Jun 15, 2008 at 1:04 pm
… a vote for… sending Supreme Court justices that vote for Constitutional rights for terrorists to G’itmo to be repeatedly waterboarded.
3
David
// Jun 15, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Since ‘they’ had no trials up till that decision by the Supremes, weren’t they “alleged” terrorists? I’m just asking…..
Do hippies still exist? Where are they? I haven’t seen one in ages.
…is a vote for Jim Perdue as VP. Maybe that only works on the east coast though. It really would have been better if Frank Perdue was still running things at the chicken plant cause he really looked a lot like his chickens, well, when they were still alive that is.
4
Les James
// Jun 15, 2008 at 4:44 pm
…is a vote for Chicken Feed!
At last a candidate that’s everything they seem to be. Bigger than life, really and truly plastic, and a certified chicken!
Finally, someone (thing?) we can trust.
5
Les James
// Jun 15, 2008 at 4:49 pm
And yes, there are still hippies. The left side of Oregon is jam-backed full of them. A few make it across the Cascade Range and are hunted here as vermin.
6
Wyatt Earp
// Jun 15, 2008 at 4:52 pm
A Vote for the Giant Plastic Chicken Head is a Vote for… cock!
Oh, sorry.
7
Les James
// Jun 15, 2008 at 6:17 pm
There’s the gay and women’s vote.
8
RT
// Jun 15, 2008 at 8:34 pm
A vote for the Giant Plastic Chicken Head is a vote for breasts and thighs.
What? Oh, well, Hillary had thighs, but no breasts.
9
Les James
// Jun 15, 2008 at 8:59 pm
And now the male vote! This could be big.
10
Chris C.
// Jun 15, 2008 at 9:21 pm
Of course you know this splits the vote for the wacky inflatable tube flailing arms man. Just thought I would point that out.
11
Insolublog
// Jun 15, 2008 at 9:42 pm
A vote for ‘Giant Plastic Chicken Head’ is a vote for those that refine, purify and deliver giant plastic things to your door every day, but are too chicken to defend themselves… Fricken Big Oil!
12
Alex L.
// Jun 16, 2008 at 12:34 am
is a vote not wasted on a candidate whose primary concern is winning the next term…
13
Leeuna
// Jun 16, 2008 at 12:27 pm
…a vote for the ‘right wing’
or the left drumstick. whatever.
14
FunboxComedy
// Jun 16, 2008 at 5:32 pm
There’s nothing more American than voting for the cartoonish candidate you support the most.
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