Pelosi Pushes Abortion to Save The Economy
Did you know that children are the leading cause of our ballooning deficit?
According to Senator Nancy Pelosi they are. She is pressing Obama for millions of dollars in funding for family planning services, i.e. abortions as a way to stimulate the economy.
Don’t believe me? Here is what Pelosi said when asked by George Stephanopoulos about the subject (this is verbatim folks):
“Well the the family planning services reduce cost. It reduce cost. The states are in terrible ffff uh fiscal budget uh crisis now and and part of it what we do for uh children’s health for education and some of those elements that are to help the states meet their financial needs.
One of those one of them ahh initiatives you mentioned ah ah contraception is well reduced cost to the state and to the federal government.”
Pelosi might sound like an angry Porky Pig/caveman doing an interview but God damn it the bitch knows economics. Abortions are good for the financial health of America after all.
Abortions also make sense from a social standpoint as well. If only more people had that option for free birth control after-the-fact then life would be easier…and quieter.
To think of the times I have gone out to eat only to have the ambiance ruined by a screaming spawn of Satan; the child’s wails cutting through the air like piercing daggers of sound.
I still have nightmares of the lovely miscreant in the apartment above mine who enjoyed television at full volume at six am on a Saturday, just three hours after I went to bed.
Senator Pelosi you have my vote.
Chris Cameron writes this weekly political humor column every Thursday as well as his own weird humor blog Angry Seafood.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Abortion, Economy, Humour, Nancy Pelosi, Political Humor
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Well, I for one am glad that someone is doing something to keep us from being punished by babies.
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I still think they’re pushing this to stimulate the prostitution industry.
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This is a roundabout way of raising tax revenue by eliminating all those exemptions for surplus children.
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Since when does family planning = abortions? With good family plannings, there are many fewer unplanned pregnancies, and fewer abortions.
I find this piece disturbing (but then I am disturbed).
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Wow, I never thought of it that way. Also, fewer curtain climbers reduces education expenses, housing requirements, clothing and food demands, the need for big, safe, gas-guzzling grocery getters to run the little shits to soccer practice, and gives a big bonus to reducing our CO2 output, just because the precious punishments won’t be breathing! It’s brilliant.
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Can we have extreme late-term, retroactive abortions? You know, like up to the 26th trimester?
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Since when does family planning = abortions?
Ever since Liberals decided that the word “abortion” was too loaded and started using “family planning” in it’s stead.
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If I’d read this and watched that infernal woman talking earlier today, I could have avoided the Colyte I had to drink to prepare for the colonoscopy tomorrow. Mrs. P-U-losi is faster acting than that stuff I drank. She’d irritate the poop out of anyone.
Oh and Chris, you write so nicely young man.
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@Fiar: I bet the last person you thought would be on our side was Pelosi.
@David: Damn and my plan was to get some extra children, for tax purposes of course.
@psychochick: They sorely lack in the “planning” part. I use this reference a lot but family planning centers remind of the car reservation bit on Seinfeld:
“You know how to TAKE the reservation. You just don’t know how to HOLD the reservation”
@Snigs: Larry Flynt is also pushing for a stimulus for the porn industry so you might be on to something.
@Eric: You let your children climb curtains?
@Les: Awesome idea Les. It would create the need for high-paying jobs in nursing and health care too. It would have with all the people will will want to post-abort.
Geez where the hell do we start?
@Auntie: Thanks for the compliment. I didn’t nail one of the metaphors like I wished I had though. No biggie.
@Fiar: Ahhh one of the many oxymorons of the liberals. No planning and the government is the family. hehe
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You know it’s bad when your piece disturbs a person named psychochick.
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I thought Obama said we were done with childish things. What the hell is Pelosi still doing in Washington?
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You make fun of abortions but it is the fundamental building block of a greater society. Unwanted children ARE a burden on the parents and eventually the state. Saddled with 1.3 Trillion debt that was left by Bush, President Obama, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid must see that unnecessary spending is cut and necessary spending is allowed. Stop the war and reduce spending, increase spending on planned parenthood and watch the spending on hospital stays, school funding, welfare and many other programs drop. If there are fewer unwanted children trying for the same limited resources, then the quality of life goes up and poverty goes down, as single women do not have to become mothers because conservatives said so, and destroy their lives. It is the compassionate approach to the problem and I’m happy to see it out in the open.
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George, that makes a lot of sense in a eugenics sort of way.
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Pelosi is too late on this issue. A California mother of six had fertility treatments and just gave birth to octuplets. There goes Sacramento’s budget for the year.
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You know who else was in favor of Eugenics George? Hitler, that’s who. and as we all know Bush= Hitler. If Bush = Hitler, that means Bush is in favor of Eugenics as wells. By the transitive property that means George = Bush. It’s now clear that you are no better than that war criminal Bush, George. There is only one honorable thing to do know. You know what the Romans did when they found out they were the same as war criminal? They went home and sat in a hot bath, opened up their veins and bled to death and sometimes they had a little party before they did it.
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With that type of twisted logic, we are the same too. If you voted for Bush then you = Hitler. If you voted against Bush then you vote like I do, which = Bush= Hitler. I am glad you now see the truth. You are just like me and I am just like you. We are people with flaws. Mine are far less grievous then yours and I am taking steps to fix them. Yours requires years of counseling and medication. I would never imply that you as an individual should end your life. Human life is sacred. A fetus is not human life. Why are you so unkind? Is this the reason you became a cop? Serious issues.
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Nope, wrong again George. I don’t believe Bush = Hitler, you do. That makes you an idiot, and quite deranged. If the most innocent among us, a child that has not even left the womb yet, deserves to die for the sake of stimulating our economy, and your inherent closet racism, then surely you deserve to die for, well, my entertainment, the sake of human evolution, stimulating the economy, pick one. Let me remind you, you have neither the guts, the class, or intelligence to walk in my jackboots. You’ve accomplished anything worthwhile your miserable, pathetic existence. You exist only to serve yourself, you toad. Now, kneel down and lick the crack-den residue off my jackboots.
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