Political Humor | People That Should Be President

Wouldn’t it be great if, for the sake of political humor, we could choose anyone for President? It couldn’t be any worse of an outcome then the two political parties give us for supposed choices.

Dee Snider

He’s been a rocker. He was the voice over guy on CNN. He has a syndicated 80’s rock radio show, the House of Hair. When you are a man who’s done all that, the only thing left is the White House.

Ronald Reagan’s Corpse

Everyone is still talking about the Reagan Revolution and how great conservatism was then, and how we need some of that back. I say let’s bring back Reagan himself. It can be like a political version of Weekend at Bernie’s. He can have high-level meetings with Ariel Sharon and Fidel Castro. I can feel the good old days coming back already.

Matthew McConaughey

There would no longer be world conflicts because the men would want to be in his Mantourage and the ladies would be too busy trying to get pictures of our shirtless President surfing or playing Frisbee.

Brendan Fraser

It hasn’t happened yet, but we could have a mummy problem any day now. They estimate over 28 billion people have died since modern humans first walked the earth. That is a lot of mummies.

Plus, Brendan has beaten the boss mummies, which signals the end game. Further, if what they say is true, we might a real problem at the Center of the Earth

Michael Phelps

I don’t know how well he knows foreign policy or the economy but he would help save on travel costs overseas with his swimming ability. He could get to Europe in a couple of hours.

Markos Moulitsas Zuniga a.k.a. KOS

There is nothing funnier then a man with delusions of grandeur in a position of power because eventually he will fall from grace, and what better place to expose him as a façade of political power then in the White House? I know there is that risk that KOS will completely fuck things up even worse then they are now, but we survived four years of Carter and everyone is ready to suckle up to Obama for a term or two so why not take that chance?

After all, a guy who thinks his blog was the reason why Democrats captured a majority in the Senate in 2006 has to have some nutty ideas he would try to implement if he was in charge. When you believe your website brought Jena to the nation’s attention I guess the next step is a meeting with terrorist groups with your Secretary of State Cindy Sheehan.

Glory days are here again my friends.

You can read Chris Cameron’s political humor column here every Thursday, and his own form of odd humor at his own humor blog, Angry Seafood.

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