As you may or may not know, I have been having problems with my new pet hippie. So this week’s flame war parody deals with the behavioral problems of particularity stupid pets, such as pet hippies.
When a pet hippie soils the carpet, do you rub it’s nose in it, or is it too stupid to know why you are reprimanding it if you don’t catch it in the act?
Discuss.
2004–2010
14 responses so far ↓
1
Les James
// Jan 4, 2009 at 2:50 pm
I vote too stupid. It’s an exercise in futility. They’d enjoy the attention and not even know or care, they now had a brown nose.
Hippies make horrible pets. That’s why I didn’t get you one.
2
JumpOut
// Jan 4, 2009 at 7:56 pm
Shut-up Les! It doesn’t matter if the hippie is too stupid. Shoving a hippie’s nose in it’s own excretions is it’s own reward.
3
Les James
// Jan 4, 2009 at 9:05 pm
Put a doughnut in it flatfoot! Damn, your constant desire to torture one of God’s creatures is abdominal! Shove their nose in s#1t, taser ‘em -that’s your answer to everything. Treat hippies with a little kindness. Shoot ‘em between the eyes and kill ‘em swiftly you brute!
4
RT
// Jan 4, 2009 at 9:49 pm
I have to say that I agree with JO. Hippies love the smell of their own crap. That’s why the perfect the smell. It is a badge of honor (not that they’d know what that means) to them.
Make the hippie clean it up, take a bath and use soap…now that is punishment!
Les, you sound a little stressed.
5
Les James
// Jan 4, 2009 at 10:22 pm
A little stressed? No, I’m sick and tired of all this pain and punishment talk from people who, I would think, should know better. You should all be lined up against a wall and gang slapped!
6
Fiar
// Jan 4, 2009 at 10:31 pm
It’s pretty clear that Les is a dirty hippie sympathizer, and thus a terrorist hugger. I have been using a behavioral modification routine of hourly taserings. I have yet to find a problem that cannot be solved by a good tasering, with the exception of the ones that are resolved by a good beating.
7
JumpOut
// Jan 4, 2009 at 10:59 pm
Don’t forget the other exceptions that are solved by shootings.
8
Les James
// Jan 4, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Did I not suggest that JO? Huh?
Obviously Fiar is trying to instigate. I got something for that. Wait until tomorow there buddy.
9
Alex L.
// Jan 4, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Theres no point, its not as if they are as smart as dogs, or as clean…
10
Fiar
// Jan 5, 2009 at 12:16 am
I find it disturbing that an Australian is making a more coherent argument than one of our staff writers.
You got that, terrorist hugger?
11
Wyatt Earp
// Jan 5, 2009 at 2:17 am
We should hold off on this question until January 20th. Obama will tell us what to do!
12
Eric
// Jan 5, 2009 at 8:52 am
Take that dirty hippy into the woods, and …. um, release it back into nature. If the bad gift giver asks, it ran away. Make sure to take along a good supply of lime.
13
Alex L.
// Jan 5, 2009 at 11:41 pm
What me… hug a terrorist… yeah why not.
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