[...] for today. I’ve got to get some writing done. If miss my deadline, Fiar will beat me like his pet hippie. Man it’s getting harder and harder to come up with satire when the whole government is [...]

What me… hug a terrorist… yeah why not.

Take that dirty hippy into the woods, and …. um, release it back into nature. If the bad gift giver asks, it ran away. Make sure to take along a good supply of lime.

We should hold off on this question until January 20th. Obama will tell us what to do!

I find it disturbing that an Australian is making a more coherent argument than one of our staff writers.

You got that, terrorist hugger?

Theres no point, its not as if they are as smart as dogs, or as clean…

Did I not suggest that JO? Huh?

Obviously Fiar is trying to instigate. I got something for that. Wait until tomorow there buddy.

Don’t forget the other exceptions that are solved by shootings.

It’s pretty clear that Les is a dirty hippie sympathizer, and thus a terrorist hugger. I have been using a behavioral modification routine of hourly taserings. I have yet to find a problem that cannot be solved by a good tasering, with the exception of the ones that are resolved by a good beating.

A little stressed? No, I’m sick and tired of all this pain and punishment talk from people who, I would think, should know better. You should all be lined up against a wall and gang slapped!