Political Humor |

In only six months, President Barack Hussein Obama has provided more political humor than I ever thought possible. The problem is, most of this material is not LOL funny, it’s more groaners. It’s in that spirit, Radioactive Liberty proudly presents:

Penultimately Bad Obama Jokes and Funny Pictures

Why penultimately? Because I’m sure he’ll just keep dishing-up stuff I can lampoon -at least one more time. Yeah, you’re right. If I can do this type of post more than one time in the future, I suppose it’s not really the next to last. Still, it is a catchy title.

The Sun Never Sets On The Chosen One

Yes, he only has one arm, but so does a slot machine. And like a one-armed bandit, he takes your money, you take your chances, and the odds are about as good.

Obama Q And A

Q: Why did Senator Arlen Specter cross the aisle?

A: To get to the Obama side.

Q: What’s black and white and red all over?

A: Obama.

Q: Hey, did you hear that Obama’s Aunt Zeituni is getting deported?

A: Yeah, they’re sending her back to Hawaii.

Spinin’ The Oldies

Q: You see Obama riding a bike along the road. Why don’t you swerve and hit him?

A: It’s probably your bike.

Q: What’s black and brown and would look good on Obama?

A: A Doberman.

Q: Obama and a snake are laying on a Red State road. How can you tell which one’s the snake?

A: It has skid marks in front of it.

The Naked Truth

Looks like something Seth Green would come up with for Robot Chicken.

Fiar’s Contribution To Q And A

Q: What do you see when you look into Obama’s eyes?

A: The back of his head.

Q: What do Obama and a beer bottle have in common?

A: They’re both empty from the neck up.

Q: What do you tell an Obama with two black eyes?

A: Nothing. He’s already been told twice.

Q: What do you get when you offer Obama a penny for his thoughts?

A: Change.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your front porch?

A: Obama.

Q: What did the left nut say to the right nut?

A: Obama.

Etc

I heard Obama got a brain transplant and the brain rejected him.

Obama’s so clumsy he got tangled up in a cordless phone

I Am The Acorn King

How The Left Truly Sees Us

KKK Clansman Radical Nazi Mobster, Racist Protester: “I hear Obama’s well-hung.”

White Supremacist Tea-bagging, Rabid Evil-Monger Protester: “Yeah, he can’t get a finger in between his neck and the rope!”

A Little Too Far?

Before you go all ballistic, I still contend that Obama is white -other than Hispanic- ’cause he’s only half black. So that makes him just another white bread, liberal elitist, (with a George Hamilton tan) and therefore nothing new or special. Except in a short bus sense. You know, the one he throws his friends and relatives under.

The Economy

Things are really tough at Michelle and Barack’s.

How tough are they?

They’re so tough that Barack can’t even hope to spare some change for his half-brother George.

Barack at the dinner table:  “Girls, eat everything on your plates. You have relatives starving in Africa.”

Obama Care

Obama, the Pope and a Dirty Hippie walk into a bar. Obama says, “Ouch! Quick, someone get me the best team of doctors in the world, and I don’t care how much it cost or how many test it takes!”

Obama Does Stand-up

“Come on, I won’t cut off your granny’s health care, just her life support.”

Pa-dum-dum

“Hello! Is anyone out there? No, really. I can’t tell with these compact florescent bulbs.”

Silence

“Don’t worry about Obama Care. I’m going to treat you like family.”

Pa-dum-dum

“The Second Amendment? Of course I support Michelle’s right to bare arms.”

Pa-dum-dum

“What, these jokes are killing you? Take a pill.”

Pa-dum-dum

“But seriously folks, just because your visiting this political humor blog, doesn’t mean you’re on an “Enemies of the State List” or somethin’.”

Crickets chirp

“Hey, I’ll be here for the next 8-10 years! Er, more like 7 and a half to, ah, nine and a half, or umm… Where’s my frikkin’ teleprompter? Dammit, I need a beer and a cigarette!”