Point Five brought the cake. Thanks, but no thanks guys. I’ll take a pass on that one.

I thought I would come up with a few slogans in honor of my birthday, so without further ado:

• Celebrating 33 years of always being right.

• Offending the monumentally stupid since 1972.

• Who brought the deranged monkey to the party? (OK so that’s not exactly a slogan.)

• 33? You call that a Grim Milestone?

Suggestions?

Category: Self Aggrandizement