What can you give politicians who have given so much to us?
The season of giving is closing in. The stores are already filled to the rafters with crappy gift ideas. If you’re like me, there’s this one group of people on your list that are always giving you stuff you don’t want, while you break the bank for them. You want to give them something that they haven’t already take from you. What to do, what to do?
We receive countless emails on a daily basis, here at our secret bunker. Many of them asking the same question: What can we little people (who don’t have the platform of an insanely influential political humor blog) do about Washington? Here’s our reply: give your favorite politician a gift that truly reflects your feelings. Let them know how much you appreciate their effort. Besides, it’s your patriotic duty to personally stimulate Fiar’s, ah…economy. Yeah, that’s it.
It’s been a while since we last offered RL Gear by Radioactive Liberty to the public. We’d like to think it’s been worth the wait. Today we’re proud to introduce four new products, which are sure to be the perfect fit for the politicians on your list.
Shop early. We never know when our location will be discovered, we’ll be shut down by the Fascist Nanny State, and you’ll be shut out of these great products.
Let’s face it, if our county’s leadership insist on acting like Ass Clowns, they might as well dress the part. Costume includes everything your favorite politician will need to go from Dollar Dumb to Pennywise. Constructed of stretchy latex, this appliance will fit over the head of even the most swollen member of Congress.
Inspired by Rep. Michele Bachmann, the woman Nancy Pelosi loves to hate. You go girl! Solid brass and hand polished, these beauties (like all RL Gear) are made right here in America, in our very own subterranean sweatshop! From the desk where I’m chained, I can see the children -we freed from an ACORN financed brothel- pouring the molten brass into the molds. We keep the labor cost down, and pass the savings on to you.
A fantastic gift for countless elected officials, and most of Obama’s Cabinet and Czars. Pull his string and he blurts out, “Hey, it wasn’t my fault. It was that damned Turbo Tax.” And yes, Rush Limbaugh did borrow the Little Timmy moniker from here, even if he won’t admit it.
What more needs to be said?
We’re practically givin’ ‘em away!
Funny political humor images are one of the best presents you can give. Can there be a better way to share satire or just piss off someone? Please feel free to re-gift any of our pictures or text. The only thing we ask is that you give us a little credit for the hard work. Attribuation or a link back to us is not much to ask, is it?
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10 responses so far ↓
1
Wyatt Earp
// Oct 18, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Michelle Bachman has brass balls. And I wouldn’t mind sharing my balls with here. She’s hawt.
2
Fiar
// Oct 18, 2009 at 1:22 pm
Can we spike the water at the Republican HQ with Spinastiffinia HCL? I just don’t think they’re going to take the stuff on purpose.
3
Les James
// Oct 18, 2009 at 2:55 pm
Wyatt, Wyatt, Wyatt… Of course she’s hawt, she’s a conservative. We’ve got all the babes.
I don’t know Fiar, it sounds too much like Dr. Strangelove.
4
Angie
// Oct 20, 2009 at 10:49 pm
My big brass balls aren’t as big as Michelle’s. Mine will fit nicely atop a mantle. I polish them regularly.
Hey, guys! How the heck are y’all? Haven’t talked to you guys in FOREVER…
5
Chris C
// Oct 20, 2009 at 10:53 pm
Hey Angie’s back! Good hearing from you again.
As you can see RL is still going strong and Les’ photoshop skills have approached Jedi level.
6
Angie
// Oct 20, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Well, I didn’t really go anywhere. I still get my fix of RL humor in der feed reader. I’ve been a wee bit…. ummmm…. busy to do much more than lurk. I have a fresh-baked conservative in the making (you know I have Jedi level skills indoctrinating my children, on par with Les’ photoshopping, right?), born Sept. 14.
I can’t wait to turn her into a rabid right-wing extremist. My 18yo is already a card-carrying member, and I’m working on the rest of the herd as we speak. It’s my legacy to mankind – you’re welcome.
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Les James
// Oct 22, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Angie- Fantastic! We all have to do our part, but no one child Carbon Credits for you.
Chris – Thanks. I don’t know what to say. Yes I do, you’re dead on.
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