[...] White Guys are Conservatives. This exclusive club does include non-men folk like Sarah Palin and Michelle Bachman. Face this fact, they both have bigger balls than any [...]

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[...] Barack Hussein Obama (mmm, mmm, mmm) calls in a hack computer guy with marginal Photoshop skills to help him design the New American Flag. They sit in the Oval [...]

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Angie- Fantastic! We all have to do our part, but no one child Carbon Credits for you.

Chris – Thanks. I don’t know what to say. Yes I do, you’re dead on.

Well, I didn’t really go anywhere. I still get my fix of RL humor in der feed reader. I’ve been a wee bit…. ummmm…. busy to do much more than lurk. I have a fresh-baked conservative in the making (you know I have Jedi level skills indoctrinating my children, on par with Les’ photoshopping, right?), born Sept. 14.

I can’t wait to turn her into a rabid right-wing extremist. My 18yo is already a card-carrying member, and I’m working on the rest of the herd as we speak. It’s my legacy to mankind – you’re welcome.

Hey Angie’s back! Good hearing from you again.

As you can see RL is still going strong and Les’ photoshop skills have approached Jedi level.

My big brass balls aren’t as big as Michelle’s. Mine will fit nicely atop a mantle. I polish them regularly.

Hey, guys! How the heck are y’all? Haven’t talked to you guys in FOREVER…