I think we all agree that Barack Obama is running for President in the 2008 election. If you disagree with that, please discontinue reading, and pry yourself loose from the rock you are under. Yes, this means you Ron Paul supporters.
We should be unanimous in our view that Obama isn’t really Presidential material. What has he done that would lead a thinking human to say, “Hey, that guy should be President?”
Well, he voted “Present” a few times in his not even one term as a junior Senator. Perhaps he just didn’t understand the question. It can be difficult to hear when your head is stuck in a bucket. But at least he showed up for work… Sometimes.
Since Obama should never be in charge of anything, especially the most important country on our planet, I’ve decided to think up a few things that Obama is almost qualified to do. Maybe he will get lucky and someone will hire him, even though he is only almost qualified for the job.
- The guy who cleans up after the “Yo quiero Taco Bell” Chihuahua.
- Squeegee extortionist - That’s the guy that stands at the offramp and “cleans” your window with filthy water, then demands you pay for the window “cleaning.” Obama may actually qualify for this position. They are both hoping for change.
- The guy who finds the missing sock in all your mismatched pairs. I don’t know if there is any such job, but there ought to be.
- Racist preacher. Knowledge of the Bible not required.
- A circus clown that can’t get his head unstuck from the mop bucket. It wouldn’t be too much of a stretch, since Obama really can’t get his head unstuck from the mop bucket.
What else is Barack Obama only almost qualified to do?
Humor-Blogs.com has more jobs Obama is almost qualified to do.
I have to give credit to Frank J of IMAO for the mop bucket joke. Go check out IMAO. They put the extremist into right wing extremist.
- Harvey offers some Signs Someone is an Obama Supporter.
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13 responses so far ↓
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Les James
// Jun 11, 2008 at 12:57 pm
This isn’t even a challenge. He’s actually very well qualified for sooo many things!
Doggie poo scooper
Manhole cover
Crash test dummy dresser
Pet rock
Urinal cake replacement engineer
Doorstop
Used condom inspector
Polar Bear play toy
Olympic mascot (serious, have you seen these things?)
Almost any other inanimate object
I could go on like this all day
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Chris C.
// Jun 11, 2008 at 1:37 pm
The guy who has to mop up those video booths in porn shops.
3
Fiar
// Jun 11, 2008 at 3:13 pm
Jizzmopper. Good call, Randall.
4
Bob
// Jun 11, 2008 at 6:06 pm
Well, I guess this all makes him far more qualified to be president than John McCain.
5
Fiar
// Jun 11, 2008 at 6:17 pm
John McCain is almost qualified to be a WalMart greeter. He meets the age requirement.
6
Fiar
// Jun 11, 2008 at 6:18 pm
Hey, Chris or Les. Feel up to a “Jobs John McCain is almost qualified for” post?
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Les James
// Jun 11, 2008 at 9:07 pm
Already started on it. No pressure, but if Chris would like to do one also, we could run them together. Might be fun.
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Alex L.
// Jun 12, 2008 at 1:46 am
Martin Lawrence… you cant tell me Obama wouldnt be great in Big Momma’s house 3
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Chris C.
// Jun 12, 2008 at 9:57 pm
Run with it Les. My creativity is spent lately.
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Eileen
// Jun 14, 2008 at 12:43 am
I know where the missing socks are, maybe I should have that job.
They are clinging to the bed sheets and towels that you have not used for a long time.
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