[...] affiliation with ACORN, Obama’s “Spread the wealth” quote to Joe the Plumber, and Joe Biden promising catastrophe within the first six month’s of a President Obama [...]

[...] a third term as President. Citing the “financifical crisis” causing this major “functification” in the market he changed his earlier support of the Twenty-second Amendment to the US [...]

Les, VHS was’t around back then. It was Beta. Jeez, man, get a grip.

Celebghost, that sounds about right.

Jr, I linked this at the bottom of the post, but you should definitely check this out,

http://www.nicedoggie.net/2008/?p=2131

This bail-out package sounds just like those e-mails from Kenya promising me a share of some vague future earnings if I will just turn over my bank account number today.

Obama and McCain always have brilliant ways of deciding what to do in times of great crisis:

Democratic Presidential candidate Barack Obama today told a hastily assembled St. Louis, Missouri news conference that his experience as a community organizer made him “uniquely qualified” to solve the nation’s banking crisis.

“My time organizing poor folks in the streets of Chicago, combined with my months of service in the U.S. Senate,” Obama told reporters, “shows me exactly what needs to be done to solve our banking crisis.”

Obama laid out a three-point plan for ending the crisis.

“First,” he began, “I’d get all the people affected by the crisis into one room to see what their concerns were. I know a lot of people were affected, so we’d probably need a big room.

“Second,” he continued, “I’d put all of their concerns on a yellow pad, and then I’d concentrate on their issues, along with a bunch of really smart people who have a background solving banking crisis issues, and come up with a plan.

“And finally,” he said, “I would enlist the support of the American people to rally around the plan and end the banking crisis. Together, we can solve the banking crisis.”

Meanwhile, Republican Presidential candidate John McCain today told a hastily assembled Denver, Colorado news conference that his experience as a Vietnam war hostage made him “uniquely qualified” to solve the nation’s banking crisis.

“My time trapped in a small prison cell in Hanoi, combined with my years of service in the U.S. Senate,” McCain told reporters, “shows me exactly what needs to be done to solve our banking crisis.”

McCain laid out a three-point plan for ending the crisis.

“First,” he began, “I’d get all the people affected by the crisis into one room to see what their concerns were. I know a lot of people were affected, so we’d probably need a big room.

“Second,” he continued, “I’d put all of their concerns on a yellow pad, and then I’d concentrate on their issues, along with a bunch of really smart people who have a background solving banking crisis issues, and come up with a plan.

“And finally,” he said, “I would enlist the support of the American people to rally around the plan and end the banking crisis. Together, we can solve the banking crisis.”

At both news conferences, when pressed for details about the nature of the plan that would emerge from the three-step approach, each candidate offered a terse “No comment.”

I’m using functification as often as possible this week.

“the winner of the gaffes award is none other than Dubya. ”

Look Bush was a very crappy President but one thing he is good at is clarification of the meaning of his words. How many times have both Prez candidates say the words “what I meant was”?

Bush rarely has to explain himself. Unlike Obama, Bush does speak to people on our level not some elitist one. He wouldn’t have won twice if he didn’t.

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