
A disease, that has turned the greater part of its citizens into mindless automatons, has affected all of the major cities across our great nation. It creeps even now, outward. Threatening to devour us all.
A few hold out, but are vastly outnumbered by the malevolent hell-spawn, that stalks the night. This minority attempts to hide their true nature and tries to blend into the festering, squalid, concrete and steel that surround them. For they know that if they are discovered, a fate worse than death awaits.
The lucky ones seek refuge in small town America, clutching to their Bibles and guns. But for those who are trapped in the cities, being found out means vicious verbal assaults, followed by attempts to remove their brains. If they succumb, then they too will walk the angry streets, flowing not with red, but with blue, now thoughtless followers of the Queen and Prince of the Damned.
In a plot more horrifying that any George A. Romero could ever have conceived, millions of zombies are flocking to the rallies, indiscriminately giving away their rent and grocery money, blindly turning over their freedoms and sacrificing their unborn to the Unholy Trinity.
Artist conception of Obama at the Dems convention in Denver
“When there’s no more room in hell, the dead shall walk the Earth.” Dawn of the Dead, 1978
The Prince, an untested, beguiling deceiver, seeks to usurp the throne. The Queen, a cruel and battle hardened veteran, desires above all else to ascend to heights of power and arrogance. But neither will gain what they crave while the other’s campaign lives.
They have set their minions to destroy not only the hold-outs in the cities, but also those very much like themselves. Evil turning upon evil. The Queen’s fate seems certain, but she will not yet yield.
Hillary creating another mindless voter
But there is still the third in this Triad Of Terror -he who hides from the crowds. He is the Master Manipulator, the Puller of Puppet’s Strings, the King Maker. He doesn’t want or need the crown, or the throne. He desires only to be the power behind it. The one who will tell the regent how high to jump, when to Move On. (org)
My friends, we find ourselves all but defenseless in the contest. Our Champion is weak of heart, false in conviction, and would parley with the enemy. He was not of our choosing, but true heroes are few. Our fate hangs by a thread.
We must bolster that thread. Weave a new fabric in our own homes and townships. Break out of our lethargy and hone our dull fighting skills. The time is coming when we will have to face this menace. The time when we must combat the blue and let the streets of America again, run

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9 responses so far ↓
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Bunk Strutts
// Jun 2, 2008 at 10:11 pm
Do you have a recommendation for a cleaning product that removes snot from my keyboard? The Hillary photo caused my sinuses to convulse twice.
2
Les James
// Jun 2, 2008 at 10:27 pm
I would recommend taking it into the shower, just like all electrical appliances.
Unless you’re a gun loving, gay bashing, church going, hate mongering (is that a word?), right-wing racist -then I suggest that you remove the cover and carefully clean it out using q tips and alcohol. Oh, make sure you disconnect it first.
P.S. The booze is for you, not the keyboard.
3
Fiar
// Jun 2, 2008 at 10:32 pm
Are you sure that isn’t Hillary feasting on the corpse of Barack Obama after they RFK his ass?
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Bunk Strutts
// Jun 2, 2008 at 10:39 pm
Settled. The snot stays. Thanks for the booze.
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Chris C.
// Jun 3, 2008 at 1:16 pm
chhhaaaannnggeee…..chhhaaaannnggeee…..chhhaaaannnggeee
Is it 2012 yet?
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Les James
// Jun 3, 2008 at 7:24 pm
You might be right, Fiar, but I was thinking MLK -just so we don’t look racist (black guys can get shot too, you know).
With todays buzz about her maybe being willing to accept the VP slot…
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Chris C.
// Jun 3, 2008 at 10:42 pm
I think that Hillary VP story was a plant by the Obama camp to put a final nail in the coffin of her campaign and force her to say it’s over herself.
There is no way she takes the VP spot unless she thinks Obama won’t make it a first term. In fact, by putting Hillary in there you probably DECREASE the chances of assassination.
Look how well it worked for both the elder and younger Bush. When the alternatives are Cheney and Quayle Presidents don’t get shot at.
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Alex L.
// Jun 4, 2008 at 1:53 am
I gotta say Hillary looks completely at ease with a hunk of flesh in her hand.
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