‘Truck Nutz’ Ban is Nuts
So Florida legislators want to ban the fake bull testicles car/truck accessories known as ‘Truck Nutz’. Very ballsy.
Have to love the Republican governor of Florida, Charlie Crist with his take on the whole thing:
“It’s good to have some things that maybe aren’t quite as serious. Got to have a little levity,”
Saying this surely shows he has the testicles to be able to laugh at the taxpayer dollars wasted on a stupid thing. Do we ban Crist?
What’s wrong with ornamental testicles anyway? Millions of children visit zoos and there is always some animal species is getting it on. Kids see dogs humping in their neighborhood all the time. Do we ban dogs and zoos?
And this quote from the story pretty much sums up our political process:
The bill’s sponsor doubted it would succeed.
As if this thing wasn’t a waste of time in the first place. Now they admit it too? Every time we think the politicians show the epitome of arrogance and crap on our intelligence they take it to the next level. Sometimes I even admire them in a sense for having the cahones to do what they do. But they are also our elected leaders and that is a bad thing.
I would rather have trucks with balls on them then politicians with the balls to act like this. Can we ban politicians?
Humor-blogs.com is neither pro nor con when it comes to the issue of Truck Nutz. They do have funny blogs though.
Chris Cameron has balls and writes his own brand of odd humor at Angry Seafood. You can also read his weekly political humor column here every Thursday.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Charlie Crist, Florida, noads, Political Humor, Truck Nutz
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Politicians are indeed a tedious lot. No honest person in their right mind would even consider the job.
btw – isn’t the word cajones?
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Chris -What’s next, train entering tunnels, tall pointy thinks like the Washington Monument, re-naming the Grand Tetons? The list is endless.
I do think that dangling plastic bull balls are a little tasteless (and chewy too), but when did we start passing laws about that? Personally, I think that spandex should never be sewn into any size that starts with an X. Now that’s tasteless!
Daniel- It seems that you might be something of an expert on cajones? Sorry, couldn’t help it. That was just too easy of a set-up.
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It’s the Spanglish version of the word hehe.
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I must concede that I’ve been acquainted with the occasional cojone. Two in particular.
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Things in your mouth do not count. hehe
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oh if only I could get them in my mouth. That would mean I could give myself incomparable pleasures…of the flesh, of course. Oh if only I had such flexibility.
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From plastic bull testicles to readers wishing they could auto-fellatio, all with a political slant…only at Radioactive Liberty.
Would you get this kind of wacky political humor at Hot Air? I think not.
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One time, at the zoo, I got some excellent footage of a lion bagging a lioness. I need to find that video and upload it, but I won’t because I’m lazy.
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I must say that I sense some kind of masochistic tendencies behind the truck nutz photographed heading toward prickly cacti.
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And to think, my nuts hang much lower than that . . .
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Wyatt, evolve man! Get up off of all fours and know the freedom of two legs! Two is Good. Four is Baaaaaad.
Next week we can talk about fire.
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who’s balls are those hanging?