I was hoping that since Al Gore won his precious Nobel Prize, and is now the King of the Environment the global warming talk would have settled down. Not so fast, because the moonbats are at it again.
This time, however the crazy Gorebal Warming backers are really reaching. The Republicans talk about getting back on the three-legged stool. From the looks of things, the Gorebalists are just looking for a leg to stand on.
They tell us increases in CO2 will lower the amount of protein in key crops like potatoes and wheat. Shhh, don’t tell them that scientists are already able to dramatically improve protein levels in those same foods. Moonbats hate solutions that run counter to the goal of stifling growth and development. Especially if those solutions are technologically based.
The Global Warming nuts try to fool people with magic tricks a child wouldn’t fall for. You have got to love the utility company that sends their customers fluorescent bulbs and bills them twelve dollars.
Seriously, people haven’t fallen for the ‘what’s that behind your ear’ ruse since they were seven.
The Gorebalists even try to guilt us into thinking animals like the American Pika are dying because of increased CO2. Don’t tell the moonbats the species is battling the same coyote problem that their cute pets face in the backyards of suburbia.
I wonder when they will notice a connection between growing populations of animal predators and the amount of missing pets.
I can see it now…
Police officer: “We found your pet ma’am. He appeared to have been maimed and killed by a coyote.”
Moonbat: “That’s impossible. This is the suburbs. It has to be global warming.”
But the monster of all claims is veteran fictional-character hunter Robert Rines’ assertion that Nessie was killed by man-made global warming. Yes, that is right someone finally blamed the death of the Loch Ness monster on human-induced climate change.
Are you surprised?
So I guess this means the Yeti, Bigfoot, UFO’s, and Chupacabra – all of them now endangered species – need our help. Before you know it, we will be committing tax dollars to ensure mythical creatures can thrive in their environment, undisturbed by man.
Chris Cameron writes this guest post of political humor every Thursday here at Radioactive Liberty and also assorted oddities for his own blog, Humor by Angry Seafood.
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12 responses so far ↓
1
Fiar
// Feb 14, 2008 at 12:40 pm
Glowball Wormening killed fluffy. It was most certainly not a coyote.
2
don
// Feb 14, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Excellent post! And timely too. But we must also be concerned, not only about our allegorical animal companions, but with other folkloric folk as well.
I understand that calving icebergs have scuppered the Flying Dutchman and that Frosty the Snowman’s life expectancy has been severely diminished as well.
3
richj
// Feb 14, 2008 at 3:24 pm
Not only that, but the GW deniers are plotting to kill Jack Frost. The bastards. They deserve to go to prison.
4
Skul
// Feb 14, 2008 at 7:54 pm
Wait a minute! What happens if the iceberg calf is a breach birth? Do you call a snow Vet?
I didn’t know icebergs mated. Jeez, ya learn something every day from the internets.
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Alex L
// Feb 15, 2008 at 4:35 am
As if the Sasquatch wouldnt drive an SUV. He’d have to wouldnt he.
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