Al Gore, never one to shy away from a golden opportunity to schlep his political snake oil went on NPR radio to blame humans for causing the cyclone in Myanmar.
This coming from a man who used computer-generated footage of Antarctic ice shelves from the movie The Day After Tomorrow for his Inconvenient Truth documentary. Gore makes Michael Moore look like an objective film maker.
I think this might the opposite of irony, taking film from one fictional movie sensationalizing climate change to use in another.
And don’t think I missed the fact that our buddy Al claimed the cyclone’s strength was due to warming oceans yet right on the NPR.org website is an article by a disappointed scientist saying the oceans have in fact been cooling the last few years.
Oh no, was I the first person to point that out? Whoops my bad.
You have to wonder how long it will be before Gore shows up one day on television wearing a ski mask, pointing a gun at a toddler and demanding we give him a billion dollars or he will raise the global temperature five degrees and kill the kid.
We just don’t know how far this guy will go to prove he is right.
He’s already blaming us for a potential 100,000 deaths in Myanmar. He thinks anyone against Global Warming must also believe the Earth is flat or that the Holocaust never happened. He is even ripping off movie scenes to push his whacky agenda.
I guess the Nobel Peace Prize wasn’t enough.
And how far will the Liberals go as a whole? What happens, hypothetically if we are to blame and we actually are able to fix the climate change problem? Sure, only 5,000 people will die in a cyclone in Myanmar in the future but rest assured the moonbats will complain about other things…
Moonbat One after seeing that picture on the internet: “She’s got her belongings in plastic!”
Moonbat Two: “Plastic is bad for the environment! I’m calling our Congresstransexual!”
Imagine Sierra Club’s outrage that there is no recycling plant in Myanmar. All those water bottles could end up in the ocean. But in an incident of irony the group will block the plant because they do retarded things like this all the time.
So how did we get to the point where a wooden washed-up politician who’s wife once tried to ban the music we listened to growing up get to tell us what to do? When Tipper wanted to take Twisted Sister albums off the shelf we should have seen the warning signs.
Dee Snider stood up to Tipper and it is time we stand up to Al. Say no to Gore and save the planet.
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13 responses so far ↓
1 Daniel // May 8, 2008 at 2:33 pm
>>>taking film from one fictional movie sensationalizing climate change to use in another.
Well, they do say that art imitates life….so, I guess he believes it.
2 Fiar // May 8, 2008 at 3:32 pm
100,000 deaths? Can’t we do better than that?
3 Chris C. // May 8, 2008 at 8:29 pm
It was only 100,000 because we took a page from the Liberals and did something based on ideals. If we did it based on results we would have killed 500,000.
4 David // May 8, 2008 at 8:42 pm
Oh don’t be silly, the liberals would insist on seeing wild animals eating the babies so they can use the pics for propaganda to raise money from churches for charitable relief.
5 Fiar // May 8, 2008 at 8:57 pm
Who’s tastier: the wild animals or the babies?
Oh, right. It’s not Sunday yet.
6 David // May 8, 2008 at 9:02 pm
You are just being silly. Babies are like veal and very tasty. Wild animals would be gamey, tough and stringy. That is a no-brainer. But you are right. It is not sunday yet.
7 Les James // May 8, 2008 at 10:20 pm
Yeah OK, it’s not Sunday, but what if you took a baby and stuffed it into a wild animal and then slowly roasted it…
8 David // May 8, 2008 at 11:48 pm
This is on a path to a new turducken. These things do work best in 3’s…..what to do…
9 Daniel // May 9, 2008 at 1:00 am
>>>So how did we get to the point where a wooden washed-up politician who’s wife once tried to ban the music we listened to growing up get to tell us what to do?
How easily we forget the secretary of the interior at the direction of the ’slept thru his presidency” washed-up-actor Saint Reagan forbade THE beach boys from giving a 4th of july concert on the national mall in DC.
10 Chris C. // May 9, 2008 at 1:27 am
He was doing people a favor. The Beach Boys were boring even back in the 80’s.
11 David // May 9, 2008 at 1:42 am
So what is the criteria? subversive vs boring?
If you had a 60’s convertible to go cruising you wouldn’t find the Beach Boys so boring.
but if you don’t…well then, you would need to wear latex gloves on your next date
12 Chris C. // May 9, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Lol people don’t go ‘cruising’ anymore.
13 David // May 9, 2008 at 12:44 pm
Damn the Dept of Defense for creating that HIV. Cruising used to be so much fun with so many happy endings.
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