Damn, I look good in drag.

Hmm what if Charlie Sheen is an illegal alien? He does have a brother with the last name Estevez after all.

I know I won and everything, but I’m still pretty sure that you’re wrong and I’m right about that first guy. That’s definitely Charlie Sheen.

Its good to see burning s#it down is universally recognised as being a good night out.

“Hey, my town borders Lawrence.”

Sorry to hear that. Thankfully I have Haverhill as a buffer zone between me and Lawrence.

Hey, my town borders Lawrence.

‘Motel No-Tell’ was turned into the high-school. A group of poor,underprivileged kids, who are just here for a better life and who just want to start the fires Americans can’t be bothered to start, burned the real high school down.

I hear there’s an empty loft over the car wash, as long as you don’t mind sharing the room with a colony of cockroaches and 24-7 Tijuana brass.

Yikes. It sounds like I get to vacation in a city exactly like the one I live 1 mile from. I live just outside the city limits of a place that doesn’t have a bad section. The entire thing is a slum. Never recovered from the steel mill shutting down, but why would it? It’s only had several decades to recover.

Funny s#it indeed. Scary thing is, FOX will probably turn this into an actual show in about 5 years.

I got screwed. Damn it Chris you bone-head. On the first one you gave me a “whammy”. What the hell! The last guy I said was an illegal, can’t you understand English! This thing was rigged!

Hey, wait a minute. The prize was…Oooh.

Sorry, thanks Chris.