Is the Ron Paul Revolution over yet?
I really want to know if Ron Paul is still running for President. I thought Ron Paul was supposed to be our last, best hope for America and Freedom. I thought all those internet polls that were so not-gamed and entirely representative, showed how Ron Paul was voice of Alex Jones Knuckleheads America.
So, Ronulans, where’s the beef? It’s all fun and games to troll the internet and create phony support for a candidate, but you need to leave mom’s basement to cast the REAL votes. You know - out here in the real world - where you’re nothing but a socially inept loser who has never mated within your own species.
Oh, and your dog called. He didn’t enjoy that.
In the real world, Ron Paul simply hasn’t shown up. Not that it’s any surprise to those of us not infected with a brain eating bacteria.
Ronald Reagan won election on a vision of America as a shining city on the hill. Ron Paul continues to shame himself by running on a vision of a shiny 6 million dollar blimp in the sky. Sending money to Ron Paul is even more wasteful than burning it. At least burning money can keep you warm and let you roast a marshmallow.
Of course, when you have a roasted marshmallow for a brain, sending money to Ron Paul somehow makes perfect sense.
I hope Ron Paul is still in the race. We need something to keep it entertaining now, that perennial Presidential candidate and Travelocity spokesperson Dennis Kucinich has bailed from the race.
Watching Hillary Clinton attack Barack Obama for being black is just too predictable to be amusing.
Vive la Ron Paul Revolucion!
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32 responses so far ↓
1 diesel // Jan 25, 2008 at 8:30 pm
I think these are the same people who made Snakes on a Plane the year’s biggest hit.
2 RT // Jan 25, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Yep. We seem to be running out of candidates that have entertainment value. It might be the only value they have, but it’s something.
3 Pope Terry // Jan 26, 2008 at 12:39 am
I still cant beleive the presidency isnt decided by a cage match.
4 Bob // Jan 26, 2008 at 2:24 pm
Some people say the the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting the result to be different. I submit that the writer of this article and any who agree with it are the same sheep that keep enabling the phony establishment politicians with their gradual destruction of the economy of the United States, and it’s image around the world.
5 Fiar // Jan 27, 2008 at 9:23 am
Absolutely Bob. Because things are just awful here. Bread is unaffordable to the average person, and the triple digit inflation can put even the simplest of things out of reach between one day and the next. Most of the people in our country can’t even afford shoes on our feet, and if it were not for the charity of other nations, most children wouldn’t even get the most basic education that they get in their one room mud huts.
It’s time to fix the system. Vive la revolucion.
6 Fiar // Jan 27, 2008 at 9:26 am
Oh, wait. I must have been thinking of some other country. Things are pretty sweet here.
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9 Skul // Jan 27, 2008 at 10:48 am
It appears someone forgot the additional “O” in their screen name. (not you PT)
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11 DB // Jan 31, 2008 at 1:59 am
I am curious on a couple things. Who will Paul supporters vote for if he doesn’t win the nod and doesnt go 3rd party? They better not vote GOP or they truly have no vlaues. Next, what happens in the event he does lose? Will it be because of MSM bias? The voting system is rigged against only Paul?
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13 BobG // Feb 1, 2008 at 12:31 am
Some people say the the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting the result to be different. I submit that the writer of this article and any who agree with it are the same sheep that keep enabling the phony establishment politicians with their gradual destruction of the economy of the United States, and it’s image around the world.
In the words of the immortal Ron Burgundy:
“If you were a man, I would punch you. Right in the mouth.”
I normally don’t condone violence, but one really has no choice when confronted with a brain-dead Paulistinian.
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15 K // Feb 7, 2008 at 10:38 pm
wow…roast a marshmallow…this is a campaign not camping…dont you want your freedom?
16 Fiar // Feb 8, 2008 at 7:38 am
Is Freedom a breakfast cereal or something? How do I not have freedom. Please explain this to me, because I feel pretty damned free.
Second, it’s “don’t.” Note the apostrophe that indicates it is a contraction of two words.
This is the typical idiot Paultard, people.
17 Chris C // Feb 8, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Yah it’s called Freedom Flakes. Comes with some killer Kool-Aid.
18 vero vero // Feb 25, 2008 at 1:41 pm
some of us just still believe in the power of the constitution…
some of us favor less government and more rights…
some of us don’t want the federal government printing new money any time they have a new project they can’t afford, taking away the value of the american dollar…
some of us are tired of people feeling entitled to a free ride at all the working peoples’ expense…
THAT is why some of us believe in Ron Paul.
19 Chris C // Feb 25, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Don’t you mean a few?
20 Fiar // Feb 26, 2008 at 10:07 am
I don’t see what one has to do with the other. I believe in limited government, therefore, I plan to vote for an escaped mental patient? Is that the logic?
21 Skul // Feb 26, 2008 at 4:43 pm
Heh, perhaps vv needs to honestly check Ru Paul’s record.
22 vero vero // Feb 26, 2008 at 4:49 pm
I have skul. I encourage you to do the same.
Here’s a Brief Overview for you:
He has never voted to raise taxes.
He has never voted for an unbalanced budget.
He has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
He has never voted to raise congressional pay.
He has never taken a government-paid junket.
He has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.
He voted against the Patriot Act.
He voted against regulating the Internet.
He voted against the Iraq war.
He does not participate in the lucrative congressional pension program.
He returns a portion of his annual congressional office budget to the U.S. treasury every year.
Congressman Paul introduces numerous pieces of substantive legislation each year, probably more than any single member of Congress.
I’m curious as to who’s getting YOUR vote this november…
23 Chris C // Feb 26, 2008 at 7:46 pm
wouldn’t he be better served giving a portion of his salary to charity? Cmon, that’s hypocritical giving back to the government. Might as well be a commie then…
24 vero vero // Feb 26, 2008 at 7:56 pm
Ummm… CC the point here is that he can stay within a budget, something nobody else can seem to manage.
Instead they pay no attention to the budget and just raise taxes or make more money. We’re taking money from future generations when we hand our kids a huge debt.
Politicians need to learn how say no and quit spending our tax money on projects we can’t afford.
Did you know that while we can’t seem to do a thing about our own border, Bush is sending 1.4 BILLION DOLLARS to Mexico to help them secure theirs?? It’s ridiculous.
25 Fiar // Feb 26, 2008 at 9:03 pm
I agree with you philosophically, Vero, but I don’t see Ron Paul as the solution.
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27 Tony // Mar 8, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Media cover such as these don’t do their own research before insulting intellectuals such as Ron Paul. What he speaks is the truth, based on facts. He has plans, that mathematically will work. Unlike other candidates, for example, to tax businesses and high income more, to give to the poor, is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Think of the logic of it. Poor people are poor because of how they think, nothing else.
Give a poor person a million dollars and in two years he’ll be 2 million dollars in debt.
Entitlement will solve nothing, it will make things worse.
Real capitalism however is how prosperity is spread. And that true capitalism will not exist until govt takes their hands out of the peoples pockets, and allow what we call “freedom” to truly be free.
28 Maura // Mar 26, 2008 at 9:24 am
What I find interesting is that nobody I have ever spoken to actually likes Clinton, Obama, or McCain and if they didn’t think it would be a huge waste of their vote many would probably vote for non of the above. So why if we live in a free democratic society are people that nobody seems to really like how are they running for president. Is it reall whoever makes the biggest noise. And many don’t even realize Ron Paul ever existed. Many keep mistaken him for Romney.
29 cal // Mar 31, 2008 at 4:57 pm
The author of this piece is a complete moron…
You need to pull your head out of the sand and find someone who you can afford to lose in this world to
write damaging remarks about all over the internet… People like you are the reason the politics plays on the way it does and continues to write off the only REAL presidential candidates…
30 Fiar // Mar 31, 2008 at 7:39 pm
Wow, Cal. I can tell you, I’m persuaded to change my opinion. You’ve really given me good, insightful reasons to vote for a mental patient.
I know when I want to change someone’s opinion, I usually start by referring to them as a moron. It’s usually all smooth sailing from there.
Unless, of course, you’re really just an ugly, hate-filled troll, and don’t give a shit about persuasion.
Mmmm, yeah. I think I’ll go with the latter.
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