Is Ron Paul Still Running for President?
Is the Ron Paul Revolution over yet?
Update: Ron Paul has officially ended his campaign, so the quips below about how donating to Ron Paul is a waste of money are now even more correct. Sorry for your luck Ronulans.
I really want to know if Ron Paul is still running for President. I thought Ron Paul was supposed to be our last, best hope for America and Freedom. I thought all those internet polls that were so not-gamed and entirely representative, showed how Ron Paul was voice of Alex Jones Knuckleheads America.
So, Ronulans, where’s the beef? It’s all fun and games to troll the internet and create phony support for a candidate, but you need to leave mom’s basement to cast the REAL votes. You know – out here in the real world – where you’re nothing but a socially inept loser who has never mated within your own species.
Oh, and your dog called. He didn’t enjoy that.
In the real world, Ron Paul simply hasn’t shown up. Not that it’s any surprise to those of us not infected with a brain eating bacteria.
Ronald Reagan won election on a vision of America as a shining city on the hill. Ron Paul continues to shame himself by running on a vision of a shiny 6 million dollar blimp in the sky. Sending money to Ron Paul is even more wasteful than burning it. At least burning money can keep you warm and let you roast a marshmallow.
Of course, when you have a roasted marshmallow for a brain, sending money to Ron Paul somehow makes perfect sense.
I hope Ron Paul is still in the race. We need something to keep it entertaining now, that perennial Presidential candidate and Travelocity spokesperson Dennis Kucinich has bailed from the race.
Watching Hillary Clinton attack Barack Obama for being black is just too predictable to be amusing.
Vive la Ron Paul Revolucion!
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I think these are the same people who made Snakes on a Plane the year’s biggest hit.
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Yep. We seem to be running out of candidates that have entertainment value. It might be the only value they have, but it’s something.
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I still cant beleive the presidency isnt decided by a cage match.
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Some people say the the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting the result to be different. I submit that the writer of this article and any who agree with it are the same sheep that keep enabling the phony establishment politicians with their gradual destruction of the economy of the United States, and it’s image around the world.
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Absolutely Bob. Because things are just awful here. Bread is unaffordable to the average person, and the triple digit inflation can put even the simplest of things out of reach between one day and the next. Most of the people in our country can’t even afford shoes on our feet, and if it were not for the charity of other nations, most children wouldn’t even get the most basic education that they get in their one room mud huts.
It’s time to fix the system. Vive la revolucion.
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Oh, wait. I must have been thinking of some other country. Things are pretty sweet here.
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It appears someone forgot the additional “O” in their screen name. (not you PT)
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I am curious on a couple things. Who will Paul supporters vote for if he doesn’t win the nod and doesnt go 3rd party? They better not vote GOP or they truly have no vlaues. Next, what happens in the event he does lose? Will it be because of MSM bias? The voting system is rigged against only Paul?
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Some people say the the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again expecting the result to be different. I submit that the writer of this article and any who agree with it are the same sheep that keep enabling the phony establishment politicians with their gradual destruction of the economy of the United States, and it’s image around the world.
In the words of the immortal Ron Burgundy:
“If you were a man, I would punch you. Right in the mouth.”
I normally don’t condone violence, but one really has no choice when confronted with a brain-dead Paulistinian.
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wow…roast a marshmallow…this is a campaign not camping…dont you want your freedom?
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Is Freedom a breakfast cereal or something? How do I not have freedom. Please explain this to me, because I feel pretty damned free.
Second, it’s “don’t.” Note the apostrophe that indicates it is a contraction of two words.
This is the typical idiot Paultard, people.
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Yah it’s called Freedom Flakes. Comes with some killer Kool-Aid.
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some of us just still believe in the power of the constitution…
some of us favor less government and more rights…
some of us don’t want the federal government printing new money any time they have a new project they can’t afford, taking away the value of the american dollar…
some of us are tired of people feeling entitled to a free ride at all the working peoples’ expense…
THAT is why some of us believe in Ron Paul.
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Don’t you mean a few?
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I don’t see what one has to do with the other. I believe in limited government, therefore, I plan to vote for an escaped mental patient? Is that the logic?
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Heh, perhaps vv needs to honestly check Ru Paul’s record.
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I have skul. I encourage you to do the same.
Here’s a Brief Overview for you:
He has never voted to raise taxes.
He has never voted for an unbalanced budget.
He has never voted for a federal restriction on gun ownership.
He has never voted to raise congressional pay.
He has never taken a government-paid junket.
He has never voted to increase the power of the executive branch.
He voted against the Patriot Act.
He voted against regulating the Internet.
He voted against the Iraq war.
He does not participate in the lucrative congressional pension program.
He returns a portion of his annual congressional office budget to the U.S. treasury every year.
Congressman Paul introduces numerous pieces of substantive legislation each year, probably more than any single member of Congress.
I’m curious as to who’s getting YOUR vote this november…
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wouldn’t he be better served giving a portion of his salary to charity? Cmon, that’s hypocritical giving back to the government. Might as well be a commie then…
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Ummm… CC the point here is that he can stay within a budget, something nobody else can seem to manage.
Instead they pay no attention to the budget and just raise taxes or make more money. We’re taking money from future generations when we hand our kids a huge debt.
Politicians need to learn how say no and quit spending our tax money on projects we can’t afford.
Did you know that while we can’t seem to do a thing about our own border, Bush is sending 1.4 BILLION DOLLARS to Mexico to help them secure theirs?? It’s ridiculous.
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I agree with you philosophically, Vero, but I don’t see Ron Paul as the solution.
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Media cover such as these don’t do their own research before insulting intellectuals such as Ron Paul. What he speaks is the truth, based on facts. He has plans, that mathematically will work. Unlike other candidates, for example, to tax businesses and high income more, to give to the poor, is the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. Think of the logic of it. Poor people are poor because of how they think, nothing else.
Give a poor person a million dollars and in two years he’ll be 2 million dollars in debt.
Entitlement will solve nothing, it will make things worse.
Real capitalism however is how prosperity is spread. And that true capitalism will not exist until govt takes their hands out of the peoples pockets, and allow what we call “freedom” to truly be free.
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What I find interesting is that nobody I have ever spoken to actually likes Clinton, Obama, or McCain and if they didn’t think it would be a huge waste of their vote many would probably vote for non of the above. So why if we live in a free democratic society are people that nobody seems to really like how are they running for president. Is it reall whoever makes the biggest noise. And many don’t even realize Ron Paul ever existed. Many keep mistaken him for Romney.
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The author of this piece is a complete moron…
You need to pull your head out of the sand and find someone who you can afford to lose in this world to
write damaging remarks about all over the internet… People like you are the reason the politics plays on the way it does and continues to write off the only REAL presidential candidates…
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Wow, Cal. I can tell you, I’m persuaded to change my opinion. You’ve really given me good, insightful reasons to vote for a mental patient.
I know when I want to change someone’s opinion, I usually start by referring to them as a moron. It’s usually all smooth sailing from there.
Unless, of course, you’re really just an ugly, hate-filled troll, and don’t give a shit about persuasion.
Mmmm, yeah. I think I’ll go with the latter.
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I Can’t Believe That People Actually Believe this Non Sense! instead Of Sitting On Your Little Computer And Make a web Site to Talk s#it about Someone That Is Trying To help You Out and Give You the Freedom Our Founding Fathers Gave us And Than Our Government Is Trying To Take ThAT Away From Us Why Don’t you Go Out and Buy Dr. Pauls Book The Revolution a Manifesto And Sit Down And Read It And Maybe you Will Turn that Dumbfounded mind Into something Useful!!! Dr. Paul knows What he Is Talking about…look It How America Has become These Last 20 To 30 Years What Do You Think Other Countries Think Of Us…First We Have Bill Clinton As Our president…Who Had An Affair On His Wife! For Crying Out Loud Who Is now Trying to Run For President WHAT THE FUCK??? And Than After That Here Comes President GEORGE BUSH Oh My God Can You Say Highschool Drop Out… the Guy Is So Completely Retarded He Doesn’t Even Know How To Spell His Own Name..the guy Knows s#it!! Have You Ever Heard Him Speak The guy Is dumb Founded!! Wake Up please And Go do Yourself Some good And Read Dr. Paul’s Book And Than You Come Talk To Me And Tell Me He Is not Worth My time!!!!
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Amanda, it is as I said in an earlier post. Many people are just sheep who keep perpetuating the two parties establishment candidates. Only voting for the candidates the media tells them has a chance and thereby ensuring they are the only candidates that have a chance. Or even worse, voting for the candidate they think is going to win because they want to vote for the winning candidate. I will also reiterate my point that the U.S. economy is in gradual decline, Fiar’s exaggeration and sarcasm aside.
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“Or even worse, voting for the candidate they think is going to win because they want to vote for the winning candidate. ”
I suspect that many vote this way, but was surprised to hear a neighbor woman actually say this!
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[...] proceeded to throw away yet another vote, this time opting for the Ron Paul of the debate, baseball. Pope Terry seemed confused, and went on an anti–Swedish tirade. [...]
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Bush was an oil man, Mccain was a veteran, Obama was a lawyer and Ron Paul was a doctor… what mind do you want behind our country???????????????????????????
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and the idea of freedom is not for ourselves. we want to spread freedom for the rest of the world. we need to set examples instead of sitting at home eating our cereal, being ignorant to other people’s needs. Ron paul wrote a book on foreign policy. I’ve written tons of college papers and learned that u must really need to understand something to write about it, especially a whole book.
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Freedom is a cross-your-heart bra two sizes too small. Like duh.
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“I know when I want to change someone’s opinion, I usually start by referring to them as a moron. It’s usually all smooth sailing from there.”
So calling someone “a socially inept loser who has never mated within your own species.” is a better start? Fiar, you article really shows just how naive your young and narrow mind is. I understand that you are bored and write uneducated thoughts that hold no meaning and are totally backwards to get a rise out of people. I know I will probably receive another one of your senseless and unprofound responses, but tell me, who do you seriously think will do a better job as the President, why, and can they really match the record of Dr. Ron Paul? Even John McCain was quoted as saying that Ron Paul was the most honest man in Washington. Go Ahead and review that overview that VV gave you and try and find someone to compare those records to. Do us all a favor and blog about something that you may have some real knowledge on, like interspecies erotica.
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So calling someone “a socially inept loser who has never mated within your own species.” is a better start?
The difference is that I’m not delusional enough to think that I can persuade a Ronulan that Ron Paul won’t solve anything. You see, Ron Paul supporters NEED to persuade people, and hurling insults is counterproductive to that aim. Without persuading people to get in line to vote for Ron Paul, Ron Paul’s poll numbers will remain negligable, where they are.
I have no need to engage in a futile attempt to persuade irrational fundamentalists from the Cult of Ron Paul. So, I merely ridicule.
The difference is in the intended outcome, and it’s an essential difference. It means EVERYTHING whether you intend to persuade or not. That is what determines whether a strategy makes sense or not. Considering the importance of swaying voters to favor Ron Paul, the stupidest thing a Ronbot could do is insult someone for not worshiping the god Ron Paul.
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haha fiar. you must not understand the constitution. it was written to keep the government from growing like it has. the constitution was influenced by thomas paine, if you know who that is.. the characteristics of a self governed soceity include love, freedom, non-coercion, local control, abundant creativity, optimism, strong families, personal responsibility, universal opportunity, and prosperity. the characteristics of a large goverened country include fear, control, force, centralized planning, stifled creativity, despair, breakdown of families, dependence, concentrated power, and poverty…. Our founding fathers knew that the greatest power lies within each individual, “we the people.” the government was built for one purpose, to defend our country, not start dictatorships in other countries. there is a philosphy behind the constitution, one of the greatest philosphies ever. if you give the power to the people, they will thrive. maybe you should read “common sense” by thomas paine written in 1775 before you criticize something you dont understand.
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you don’t even know the definition of conservative. you are probably neoconservative. you follow the philosophy of george bush/mccain. you are owned by the federal reserve and manipulated by one or more of it’s 29 broadcasting stations. your just a short lived fault in the system. you took whichever pill to remain in the matrix as long as it exists.
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This article is slander… I am sorry I wasted my time.
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Sean, This is the sort of Ronulan moonbattery that causes me not to support Ron Paul. Philosophically, I don’t have much problem with the Ron Paul platform, aside from isolationism.
I am not a neo-conservative. Neoconservatives are socialists. Thus it is accurate to refer to Bush and McCain as Neoconservative. I am in favor of government staying out of our personal lives and out of business affairs. I favor free trade, up to and including internationally.
My problem with Ron Paul is the kookiness of it all.
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Ron Paul isn’t for isolation. He wants a non- intervention foreign policy. He agree’s with free trade, but not giving all our jobs away over seas.. Ron Paul is doing something nobody else would and thats why he has gained so much respect over the past 18 months.
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