I talked about the end of days before, but as time goes on the next sunrise brings yet another level of madness and more examples that common sense as well as sensibility is the baby thrown out with the proverbial bathwater of reality.
Tag has been banned at a West Virginia elementary school because it brings out ‘intense aggression’ in children. The administration is making it sound like the kids are running around all hopped up on adrenaline, attacking each other like packs of wolves while feasting on the raw meat of the freshly-killed classmates’ bodies.
No wonder why every kid younger then twenty sounds feminine and cries every time a Dashboard Confessional song is played. This is what happens when the hippies of the sixties have children. We should have sterilized all of them while we had the chance.
Speaking of moonbats, Canada is going to ban BPA, a chemical in plastic, claiming animal testing has proven some kind of link to something that might harm us.
Not one human has actually died or has been diagnosed with any health problems due to this supposed ‘issue’ but what the hell, let’s spend more money pre-empting problems. Worked out well in Iraq right?
At least put a frigging face on the BPA scare and cart out some cute sick kid in a wheelchair or something. It worked so well for DDT. Unfortunately it didn’t work out so well for the hundreds of millions of dead children in Africa killed by Malaria. But the moonbats really don’t care about that forgotten continent.
I think we need more human testing to find out for sure so I recommend that every hippie and fascist - I mean socialist - ingest varying amounts of BPA. Since they complain the most about animal testing I figure they should be first in line.
Nothing beats the arrogance, however of Jimmy Carter meeting with terrorists in the Middle East. Gee, Mr. Foreign Policy Expert, you fucked up a friendship with Iran, enabled the U.S.S.R. to invade Afghanistan, and authorized a half-assed rescue of the hostages.
Pretty much all of our problems in the Middle East are because of you buddy, so you shouldn’t even be able to vacation anywhere outside the USA, because you might screw up a cool place to take a cruise ship to.
None the less, Jimmy Carter did meet with ‘one of’ the terrorist leaders of Hamas. Hey Mr. Oblivious, did you notice they didn’t even respect you enough to set up a meeting with the head honcho? Instead they sent along a lackey. What do you think would be the message to Catholics if the Pope had to meet with a member of Congress instead of the President?
Not like it would matter because a lot of people are disgusted with the Catholic Church. They might even applaud, especially in the Boston area. The Pope is avoiding Massachusetts like an altar boy avoids being left alone with the priests.
This might be the one event this week that actually makes sense because it is consistent with the Catholic Church’s status quo. I wonder what would happen if the Pope visited the cities that Cardinal Law dispensed the rapists to. That would be interesting.
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8 responses so far ↓
1 insolublog // Apr 17, 2008 at 12:22 pm
> We should have sterilized all of them while we had the chance.
I always thought the high concentration of sperm killing Marajuana, ‘planned parenthood’, free needles and homosexual marriage would achieve this by status quo.
Damn. Sterilization would have been easier.
2 don // Apr 17, 2008 at 7:25 pm
On the plus side, I’m getting a tax rebate.
3 Fiar // Apr 17, 2008 at 7:50 pm
Chris, the whole DDT thing is a real peeve of mine, and I would say you summarized my view pretty accurately.
People, there’s no AIDS epidemic in Africa. There’s an easily preventable and treatable disease epidemic. They are dying from things we don’t die from in America, despite our supposedly horrible health care system, because they are diseases that are so easy to treat/prevent.
Then people with a vested interest in labelling it “AIDS” declare deaths from malaria, cholera, and dysentery to be AIDS.
DDT and better refrigeration/sanitation would cure the “AIDS epidemic.”
4 Fiar // Apr 17, 2008 at 7:54 pm
And what’s with this “health care system” bullshit? It’s not a system, nor should it be. It’s an industry.
I know exactly what it is. If we buy the notion that it is a “system” we will buy the notion that the government should be involved.
It’s not a “system.” That’s just more PC bullshit.
@Insol, I’m torn on abortion. On one hand, I think it’s murder. On the other hand, the majority of people having them are Liberals. Additionally, children tend to have similar political beliefs to their parents, so it’s murder of future political enemies. That makes me want to be in favor of it.
5 Fiar // Apr 17, 2008 at 7:57 pm
Don, the government got to use your money and is giving it back to you with no interest. What’s not to like about that?
6 Chris C // Apr 18, 2008 at 1:18 am
At least we can live secure in the knowledge that govt has been fucking people over since it was first invented.
So at least we aren’t alone.
But it still makes me wonder. Govt never seems to do any good yet people always seem to crave it because the concept has been around forever.
7 Alex L // Apr 18, 2008 at 6:07 am
‘Unfortunately it didn’t work out so well for the hundreds of millions of dead children in Africa killed by Malaria. But the moonbats really don’t care about that forgotten continent.’
Well theres nothing there except conflict diamonds… and they aint exactly useful.
8 Insolublog // Apr 18, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Fiar, the libertarian streak in me probably puts us both in a similar mindset. I think it is immoral but probably should not be illegal. In this way, moral people live and hedonistic hippies, bent on using their biology for mere gratification, can volutarily subtract their protein from the human gene bank.
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