Reporters from Italy’s Vanity Fair have tracked down President Obama’s long lost half-brother. George Hussein Onyango Obama was found living in an eco-friendly “two metre by three metre shack” in Kenya. It was described as such to trick the citizens of the United States into casting a suspicious eye on the 26 year old Obama half-brother.
“There’s no such thing as a ‘metre,’” declared one small town American we interviewed on the shocking discovery.
The home of George Obama, the youngest of the President Obama’s siblings, was described as having a Gaia-sensitive low carbon footprint. Although Obama’s Brother George is ashamed of his poverty, he was applauded by environmental activist group We Can Solve It, for leading the way as a “global warming warrior.”
One We Can Solve It spokes person told reporters, “George Obama’s lifestyle demonstrates the sort of forward thinking, backward technology that we hope will act as an example for all the world to follow.
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8 responses so far ↓
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Les James
// Aug 20, 2008 at 3:38 pm
This is really funny. I just posted on the same topic not 10 minutes ago. Oh, such great minds in harmony.
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RT
// Aug 20, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Yeah, I’m a little freaked by your like-mindedness. Ummm…are Fiar and Les the same guy?
Hey, didn’t we have this issue not so long ago?
Is Fiar really Les, or is Les really Fiar? I’m skeerd.
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Les James
// Aug 20, 2008 at 9:14 pm
No way. I’m the cute one. Look at the picture.
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RT
// Aug 20, 2008 at 9:34 pm
Looks like Fitch since “the operation”. ;P
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Alex L.
// Aug 21, 2008 at 3:43 am
Wait… Fiars a real person?
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Fiar
// Aug 21, 2008 at 6:27 am
No, Alex. I’m merely a figment of your imagination. When you see the doctor tell him that you have vivid hallucinations. That will help clear things up.
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Alex L.
// Aug 22, 2008 at 12:11 am
Vivid hallucinations of political satire…
8 Satire | The Truth About Obama FAQ | Political Humor by Radioactive Liberty // Oct 31, 2008 at 2:16 pm
[...] know this is difficult for you to understand. You did not attend Ivy League school like I did, but George Hussein Onyango Obama is my half brother, and my Aunt Zeituni Onyango and Uncle Omar are only half related as well. See [...]
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