We already have that. But it ‘s only celebrated every four years and we include both genders. This year it’s on Nov 4th.

Since we have mother’s day, shouldn’t we have son of a bitch day, too? Just wondering.

I have to disagree because I feel strongly that Mom should have a day to go out to dinner with her family, hopefully with a large group of people who will eat and drink a lot in honor of Mom while nobody old is allowed to pay the bill.

Of course I say this with 100% objectivity despite the fact that I work in the restaurant industry.

Meg- you mean you’re made up of little black dots?

Before anyone starts jumping up and down, pointing at their screens and screaming about what an idiot I am, I’ll take responsibility for the mistake –this time. The date that what’s her name wrote that song, the Battle whatever, was 1861. It was published in 1862. OK?

I’ve fired my entire research staff. By fired, I do mean, up against the wall. They weren’t very well educated and their English was horrid anyway. That’s the last time I hire illegal Canadians.

And no, they didn’t get a cigarette. No way am I going to get in trouble for contributing to the delinquency of minors.

I hope you’re happy now. From now on, if you want to blame someone for these types of errors, blame the editor.

As a mom and a woman who has a mom, I have to say I completely resemble your remarks.

In fact, I blame my mother for everything.

When you’re done bonding with Bud, I mean, your buds, check out my ‘Blame it on Your Mother’ song to be posted this Friday on my blog.

And in the vein of more politically incorrect lryics, you can check my blog the day after Mother’s Day for ‘I Hate Your Kid.’

Yes, I’m a planner and a pimp. Fun post!