In an attempt to be a little more up to date on current events, I bring you my own version of political humor quick hits.
Fort Hood Texas Shooting
First off, there’s big news of a shooting near Fort Hood, Texas. Current reports list casualties at 12 dead and 31 injured. One mass murderer is identified as Malik Nadal Hasan, who is of an unknown and entirely ambiguous religious persuasion.
That wasn’t funny, but hey, I told you the news always sucks the life out of you.
Swine Flu
In the category of hysteria over 48 hour sniffles, a health worker has been fired in Calgary, Alberta for offering the H1N1 Swine Flu vaccine to players of the Calgary Flames. Just so you know, that’s in Canada. You know, the country we keep being told to model our own health care system after.
On the homefront, Gitmo detainees get first crack at being vaccinated against a mild fever and sore throat for a day or two. I’d like to be upset, but let’s face it. We’re not talking about polio or some other horrible disease. It’s THE FLU! You’ll get over it.
Musical Ringtones
In Nairobi, Al Shabaab rebels of no apparent religious conviction want to impose Sharia law including banning musical ringtones on cell phones, movies and dancing. On the upside, they also want to ban soccer. Hey, every cloud has it’s silver lining right?
They should just run a big PR campaign telling everyone that soccer will give you a runny nose, but don’t call it that. Call it the H1N1 virus and everyone will avoid soccer like the plague.
I also agree that musical ringtones are from the Devil. That’s why I have mine set to play Iron Maiden.
2004–2010
10 responses so far ↓
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Les James
// Nov 5, 2009 at 8:14 pm
Gitmo detainees are getting crack first? Who’s next, school kids and pregnant moms? Just wonderful. I’ll bet the rest of us are going to get treated to Joe the Plumbers crack. The Dems want to run health care? Hell, they can’t even run a drug ring correctly, and they’ve got Big Pharma in their hip pockets.
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Fiar
// Nov 5, 2009 at 8:20 pm
They do give schoolkids crack. They just call it “Ritalin” and claim it’s to treat “Attention deficit disorder.” Apparently being bored stupid by the process of being brainwashed into a zombie of the state is a “disorder.” Then you get fed crack.
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Eric
// Nov 5, 2009 at 11:56 pm
Invade their countries. Kill their leaders. Convert them to Christianity. (Ann Coulter)
In addition to that, kill anyone who questions our noble purpose of giving them freedom from Islam, slavery, oppression, and poverty. Then show them what freedom and liberty are. Oh wait, we are losing that in Omerica as we breathe. Nevermind.
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Chris C
// Nov 7, 2009 at 3:16 am
hehe good title and an Iron Maiden reference for good measure. Nice!
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Les James
// Nov 7, 2009 at 10:00 am
In Quick Hits mode: Barney Frank -who wouldn’t know a vagina if he saw one- was sitting in his “partners” home when the cops burst in and busted his “friend” for possession of marijuana plants, bongs, and other paraphernalia. Franks was reported to have said something about not knowing a pot plant if he saw one of those either. I believe him.
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Eric
// Nov 8, 2009 at 3:52 am
Along that line. The half brother of the president, on CNN earlier, after having read Obamas book said it was a work of fiction, and he didn’t recognize their father from what he had written.
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Chris C
// Nov 8, 2009 at 5:02 am
@Les: I’m just glad I don’t live in Frank’s voting district. The people there are out-of-their-mind moonbats.
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