Political Humor | John Edwards Quits Presidential Race. Nation Yawns

John Edwards has announced that he is quitting the 2008 race for President.

Democrat John Edwards is exiting the presidential race Wednesday, ending a scrappy underdog bid in which he steered his rivals toward progressive ideals while grappling with family hardship that roused voters’ sympathies, The Associated Press has learned..

One source within the Edwards campaign noted, “It’s a terrible day for shiny hair.” Indeed, where will the shiny hair contingent of the Democratic party go? Edwards has delegate votes that can now be cast for any of the remaining candidates.

Two things are certain, the Clinton campaign will continue to attack Barack Obama for his lack of white skin, and Ron Paul will continue to be insignificant.

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