McCain: (singing softly to himself)
Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb Iran
Army General: Mr. President, sir? We should be heading over to the War Room. It’s time for the Joint Chiefs of Staff to give you your initial briefing, sir.
McCain: Yeah, great. Hey General, do you ever get a song stuck in your head. You know, one that makes it all but impossible to concentrate on anything else?
Army General: Yes sir. Sometimes I get that tune from “it’s a small world” going around in my head until I want to pull out my 9 mil. By the way sir, do you have an agenda you’d like to discuss today.
McCain: (still singing softly to himself)
Let’s bomb Iran
I know we can
That evil land
Let’s bomb Iran
Army General: I’m sorry sir, did you say, “bomb Iran”?
McCain: Yeah. Can’t get it out of my head. Bomb Iran. Oh, here we are. Let’s get this briefing started. I’m anxious to hear what you guys have to say.
Army General: Gentlemen, the President of the United States.
McCain: Thank you, please be seated.
Army General: Before we begin the briefing, the President has informed me that he wishes to bomb Iran.
Marine Corps General: Hooyah, sir. We’re right there with you on this one.
Navy Admiral: Sir, with all due respect, we can’t just go and start bombing another country.
Army General: I beg to differ. We have the ability. All we’ve got to do is…
McCain: (singing a little louder)
Just got to lock it
and to load it
Drop it
and explode it
Bomb Iran
Air Force General: The President’s right. All we have to do is up-load the B2s and off we go. So, sir is this what you are asking us to do?
McCain: (completely obvious, singing at a full volume)
Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb
Bomb, bomb Iran
Air Force General: Sir, then there is question of ordinance, targets and timing.
McCain: (grabs a waterbottle from the table, uses it as a microphone)
Fly to Tehran
Drop an H bomb
Take out Mahmoud
‘Cause I’m in the mood
Let’s bomb Iran
As soon as we can
Show ‘em where we stand
Let’s bomb Iran
Joint Chiefs of Staff join in as backing vocals:
Just got to lock it
and to load it
Drop it
and explode it
Bomb Iran
Bomb, bomb, bomb,
Bomb, bomb Iran…
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10 responses so far ↓
1
Fiar
// Aug 5, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Off topic. Sorry it took so long to get around to this. I was right when I said I thought I was getting sick. It hurts just to even sit upright. Queued up a Surrealism caption post for tomorrow mid-afternoon.
2
Fiar
// Aug 5, 2008 at 10:16 pm
That reminds me of that line Reagan said. My fellow Americans, I am pleased to tell you I just signed legislation which outlaws Russia forever. The bombing begins in five minutes.
3
Les James
// Aug 5, 2008 at 10:55 pm
I hope you start feeling better soon. The world is dark cold place without your warmth and compassion…Hell, who am I kidding?
4
Alex L.
// Aug 6, 2008 at 2:33 am
God dammit now that song is stuck in my head.
5
Patrick
// Aug 6, 2008 at 9:27 am
So to what tune is McCain singing his song?
6
Chris C.
// Aug 6, 2008 at 7:28 pm
‘Barbara Ann’ by the Beach Boys. Why did your comment make me feel old Patrick? hehe
7
Les James
// Aug 6, 2008 at 7:54 pm
This all goes back a few months when McCain made a funny in front of a few folks that didn’t see the humor. He kind of sang “Bomb, bomb bomb Iran. Instead of Bar, Bar, Bar, Bar, Barbara Ana. As usual it looses something in translation.
8
Patrick
// Aug 6, 2008 at 8:01 pm
Sorry Chris. I know quite a few songs from the same time period as “Barbara Ann”, I just didn’t recognize the tune for the lyrics. I like what is now referred to as Classic Rock – music from the 60s, 70s, and 80s. My mp3 player has over 800 songs, and about 95% of them (or more) fall into that genre: Led Zeppelin, The Eagles, The Beatles, Pink Floyd, Elton John, Steve Miller Band, The Band, The Doors, The Who, The Police, Foreigner, Bad Company, ELO, Boston, Chicago, Kansas, and just about anyone else you can think of.
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