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That depends on whether it is to be delivered by black helicopter or UPS.

I keep forgetting. Was that the old order form, or The New Order?

You forgot to include the ordering information on the rape whistle. How are we supposed to make sales if you keep forgetting to direct our customers to the order form?

Nah, I just came back from winter slumber to write again.

You know what I’m like.

Wyatt, Eric and Dan on the same day? Must be Valentine’s Day.

Americans and socialism, you guys make me giggle…

But it does beg the question of why a guy who campaigned so blatantly to polls now ignores them?

I smell a Jimmy Carter in the making.

Cool, pitchers!