[...] It doesn’t matter to the mulatto mendacity that my current job is being unemployed, I’m being paid for doing it with stimulus funds. [...]

Thanks for the unicorn! I pee’d a little bit when I read that. Thanks FIAR.

[...] President Obama Signs Stimulus Bill [...]

Les, that made me laugh harder than I laughed all week.

In unrelated news – Socks, the Clinton’s 18 y/o cat died yesterday. I’m sure Bill will be stuffing it, as that’s what he really enjoys.

Go ahead and make fun… but I’ve got BIG plans for my $8/wk!

Eric- I’d be 10 times more likely to lay you if you had a unicorn.

(Kidding!!)

RT-I thought that was,’it feels good to Bill’?

Eillen- How about ‘the clean up the corruption in government that will stimulate clean up in corporate America because they won’t have that active or tacit backing any longer and get the hell out of our lives, and the free market system, so we can all get back to work bill’? OK, maybe the title needs to be a little shorter.

C’mon, honestly. What the hell good is a unicorn anyway? I mean really. Is it gonna help me get laid, or something? I just don’t get the whole unicorn thing.

I thought we had the “feel good Bill” in the ’90s.