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October 24th, 2006 by Fiar · 6 Comments ·

I don’t know if you noticed, but I haven’t posted anything today. I mean now I have. I’ve been busy laying the smackdown on some politically correct thought police, and it looks like I won.

No need to read the whole thing, here’s the important part:

(One common thug says):

I know someone who can tell you how you can help. If you go here an online Army recruiter can chat with you and probably tell you — and if he or she can’t, you can find a recruiter here.

I know where the nearest recruiting office is located. I’ve been in there. Any further details are none of your goddamn business. I issued a chalenge to you to tell me why the propaganda war is (in your side’s opinion) only allowed to be fought by your side. You failed. I win.

OYE, you say

Operation Yellow Elephant merely asks that those eligible to serve who support the war consider serving,

Now why would people opposed to the war want to encourage people to go to the recruiter. That would seem counterproductive, and hypocritical.

But it’s not, because that’s not the goal. The goal is to shame, humiliate, ridicule, and embarass young people who are supportive of the war into FEELING like that would be hypocritical.

The purpose of which is two fold. First, to stifle pro-war rhetoric. Espousing such will result in humiliation, ridicule, and shame, or the attempt at as much. Sound a little thought-policy to you? It does to me.

Second, to use that shame, humilition, etc. as a vehicle for causeing youngsters to ABANDON their pro war position.

Your position requires nothing, and there is your supposed “consistency.” You advocate nothing and you do nothing.

You people are political correctness, thought police thugs.

Plain, insignificant, common, thugs.

Checkmate!

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But wait, Operation Brownshirt also says:

If you are not eligible to serve, you’re off the hook.

What the Crap kind of bigotry is that?

So what’s so special about the disabled that they can’t contribute to the war effort? Those guys are not only thugs, thought police, and bullies, they discriminate against the disabled too.

MONGERS!

and don’t forget to help win the war by getting the post over 200 comments.

Tags: Self Aggrandizement ·

6 responses so far ↓

  • 1 RT // Oct 24, 2006 at 9:15 pm

    Great post!

    BTW…to the idiot you were laying the smackdown on…we do have people in our military that in civilian life would be considered disabled. They are called veterans who found a place to serve, some back in the front lines, despite their limitations…BECAUSE THEY HAVE SAW FIT TO TRANSCEND THEIR LIMITATIONS!!!! (I crown you! Sorry, don’t know how to play chess.)

  • 2 von // Oct 24, 2006 at 9:22 pm

    RT, I think you would give his queen back to him or something like that.

    I think it is also important for you to point out that it is important for both sides to be able to have opinions, as we are all tax paying citizens, and our money goes to finance our military. So, that means even us war-mongering homophobes get to have a say as well.

    That being said, BLOWHOLE!!!!111111 I COULD SEE THE BLOWHOLE ON THAT ONE!!!!1!ONE!!!

  • 3 richj // Oct 25, 2006 at 1:43 am

    BACON!!!

  • 4 LittleOrangeFox // Oct 25, 2006 at 3:21 pm

    So…. Who is joining the military? I joined once…then I got a medical discharge. Now I blog about how stupid hippies are. Not bad in the end I guess.

    Hey and you so totally won a fox award. But you havent been back to my blog, tsk tsk. Good thing I bothered to stop by

  • 5 Skul // Oct 26, 2006 at 9:29 am

    Ooh oh, Von’s doing his porpoise again. Make him stop FIAR,make him stop.

  • 6 jimmyb // Oct 28, 2006 at 5:37 am

    Pwned, indeed!
    Nicely done, bro.

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