Quit Whining Liberals
Man, you Liberals are so whiny. You finally have your Presidential binky to go along with the slim majority in Congress you have enjoyed for the last two years.
Those would be the same 535 people who, contrary to popular opinion actually write the Federal Budget every year by the way. They also control most funding, or in other words our money. Funny how our deficits have jumped up in the last twenty four months isn’t it? It is all Bush’s fault of course. He sneaks into Congress late at night and changes the budget numbers just to f^^k with Pelosi.
It is true. I read it on AP.
With 60% of Americans admitting to being conservative you got damn lucky Liberals. If it weren’t for Bush being so terrible, McCain being months away from wearing an adult diaper, and Palin’s tipping-over of the GOP “move-to-the-left” apple cart, Obama would have lost.
I am not here, however to mimic the childlike complaining by the Liberals, especially when unlike them, bless their bleeding hearts, 45% of Americans did not get a Messiah for the holiday/ Kwanzaa/ Haunnakaa/ Three Kings Day/ Solstice/ Advent/ Little Christmas/ Yule Day/ Festivus/ Tau Ting Tang Day/ f^^k You I’m Calling it Christmas Day.
The right got political coal in their election stocking. Do you hear the Conservatives complaining? No because they see some moderate and somewhat conservative choices for the Cabinet and think that maybe an Obama Presidency won’t be Jimmy Carter’s second term.
It is all wishful thinking of course but the point here is optimism. You Liberals, well you aren’t very positive. OpenLeft blogger Chris Bowers had this to say about President Barack “Binky” Obama:
“Isn’t there ever a point when we can get an actual Democratic administration?”
For the next 8-10 years you are about to have your cake, eat it too, and when you get too fat your free health care will pay for a liposuction! You can even carry an ounce of pot around in Massachusetts and not get arrested!
Well, there was that Proposition Eight thing but what did you expect carrying the entire African-American voting bloc? Every great achievement comes with a sacrifice unfortunately and the homosexuals were the political lambs. Hell, they don’t even realize yet that they fell on the sword for the good of the party, no pun intended.
You should be dancing in the streets. You won the Super Bowl of politics. Liberals are the winning team and on the way to Disneyland as we speak.
But no, you have to complain about the Cabinet choices.
Oh no, Ken Salazar, the pick for the Department of the Interior favors offshore drilling interests! Please, that department gets abused more often then Tina Turner did in the 1960′s.
Obama is trying to change that however:
“What I want to put an end to is an Interior Department that sees its job as simply sitting back waiting for whoever has most access in Washington to extract what they want…”
Yes, because that would overlap with Rod Blagojevich’s job description and we can’t have any un-necessary redundancy.
See Liberals? You have nothing to worry about. Obama is already thinking efficient government.
Sleep well moonbats, sleep well.
Chris Cameron writes a weekly political humor column here at Radioactive Liberty every Thursday. He also has his own humor blog Angry Seafood.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Humour, Liberals, Obama cabinet, Political Humor, President Obama
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They can’t quit whining. They are genetically incapable of feeling any emotion aside from misery. They are programmed to perpetually play the victim, and even when they get a political victory that moves them in the direction they want, it’s not good enough, and the party has sold itself out.
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There’ll be no coal for the Right. Uncle Barack is too afraid we might burn it. But am I whining? Noooo.
Great post Chris. Hit the nail right on the head.
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Chris is absolutely right.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to see about renting a U-Haul so I can move to Massachusetts. Not that I want to. I feel I have to — if you know what I mean.
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“holiday/ Kwanzaa/ Haunnakaa/ Three Kings Day/ Solstice/ Advent/ Little Christmas/ Yule Day/ Festivus/ Tau Ting Tang Day/ f^^k You I’m Calling it Christmas Day.”
That was f’ing sweet!
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You forgot Saturnalia.
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If you’re going to use a set-up like that, I have to ask – is that something like Uranus Appreciation Day?
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The advantage of having one party in the white house and another in congress, is each side can blame the other for any problems.
But who was in charge of congress during most of Bush’s term?
With the Dems, they are the party of spending (tax and spend)
With the Repubs, they are the party of spending (borrow and spend).
This is one of the better write ups of the national debt through the years, that I have seen:
http://www.cedarcomm.com/~stevelm1/usdebt.htm
I admit that the comments the guy makes have enough of a bias to them, that what is not said might be of debate value.
But the numbers are the facts.
You are spot on related to why the Dems won, and how it had more to do with the failures of the Republicans, then the attributes of the Democratic Candidate. Not that he lacks positive attributes, but those alone would not have gotten him elected.
McCain has many positive attributes as well, leadership is not one of them. But his values seem sound.
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you marked my comment for moderation?
What did I do to deserve that?
I’m fairly certain that was something that happened automatically. I don’t see what would have sent up any flags, but I have released it from purgatory. Spam filters can be funny sometimes. ~Fiar
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If you want to hear the libs at their whiniest, give a listen to “All-American Suckers” at myspace.com/rbuch
– absolutely hilarious!
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Wow that stuff is horrible Debra.
Yet another case of unfunny liberal humor. Finding funny people on the left is difficult.
I guess when you drink the spiked punch of choice you lose your funny bone.
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It was also one of the worst songs I’ve ever heard from a musical perspective. Just rotten, and I would have never guessed it was supposed to be funny if the page didn’t say “Comedy” in the title tags.
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It is like someone combined the musical style of Gordon Lightfoot and Warren Zevon then removed the talent and clever song writing parts.
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