Anthony Sticks it to Glenn
or Weiner Looks for Buns

Hey boys and girls,
it’s the Anthony Weiner Song!
Grab your Weiner Whistles,
and join along!

To the old Oscar Meyer Balogna tune

Ohhhh, Mister Weiner has a first name
It’s A-N-T-H… O… N …Y
(Crap, that’s awkward)
Mr Wiener has a second name
It’s… mmm… W-E-I-N-E-R

Heeeee tries to screw Glenn everyday
and take-down Goldline so they say

‘Cus, Weiner thinks Beck has a way
to manipulate the entire world’s supply of gold, and is causing the price to dramatically rise through fear mongering -enriching himself- while making a huge sums of cash for his favorite com-pan-y

Maybe it still needs some work.

Get all the plumb, juicy news at Weinerfacts.com

From the Is This Too Obscure? File

Okay Chris C or Eric or someone, please explain it to those who don’t get it.

Arizona’s Racist Anti-Immigrant Law

First I want to disclose, just like so many of those who are criticizing Arizona’s illegal immigrant law, I haven’t read it. This in no way should be construed as a reason not to form an opinion and write about it. Just like our illustrious Attorney General, Eric Holder and Janet Napalitno, I’ve listened to CNN, MethNBC, et al, and now know everything I need to know. Actually I haven’t listened to ‘em, but who cares?

This is what I’ve figured out:

This law is unconstitutional, unfair and unPC. States don’t have the right to expect THE STATE to enforce it’s own laws.

All people with brown skin will be stopped, simply because of the way they look.

The All-White, Racist Arizona Police will demand their kind prove they are here legally.

Even if they have the proper ID, these noble people -only looking to do jobs American’s won’t do- will be treated as criminals until such time as these poor folks can prove they haven’t stolen the identity of a dead child.

This is going to be difficult from a windowless cell, with both their eyes swollen shut, jaws broken and getting water boarded twice a day, for no good reason other than the guards enjoyment.

Heavily armed Men in Black will raid Hispanic neighborhoods, under the cover of darkness, and snatch up young children. Just like Janet Reno did to Elian Gonzalez.

If these South of the Border Visitors don’t have papers, they will be sent to Sheriff Joe Arpaio’s desert concentration camp.

There to be beaten until both eyes swell shut, have their jaws broken and be water boarded, for no good reason. And that’s just during the orientation social.

Since they no longer look like any picture they may be able to produce, every illegal (or not) will be beaten again -for good measure- and deported.

Even if they came from Viet Nam, they’re going to Mexico.

Except French illegals. They’re going to be sent to Viet Nam. There’s lots of Viet Nam War Vets in Arizona. They haven’t forgotten. It’s a cold sort of justice, but still…

Thousands of Caucasians from the Grand Canyon State will line-up near a border town’s southern boundary. Tired, hungry, huddled masses of dirty, smelly, bloody Mexicans will then be chased by Dobermans back to where they came from, to the cheers of the Arizona mob, throwing rotten tomatillos.

I think I nailed it.

A Little Extra

Miss USA, Rima Fakah may have pole danced, but not like this.

Category: Political Humor Tags: Anthony Weiner, Arizona Immigration, Conservative Satire, Glenn Beck, Goldline, Humour, Miss USA, Political Humor, Rima Fakih