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The Religion of Liberalism

While typing this post at the new Shoot A Liberal, I started thinking. My brain began to hurt, and then this idea came out, along with a little bit of smoke and loud grinding noise. I’m sick of hearing how it’s the “religious right” forcing their values on everyone. I’m sick of liberals saying, “Religion has no place in school.” Hell, liberalism has become a religion.

Merriam-Webster Online gives this definition of religion:

“4 : a cause, principle, or system of beliefs held to with ardor and faith”

In the religion of liberalism, God is man. Not the individual, mind you, but mankind in general is God. It’s evidenced by the the belief that mankind can bring about it’s own destruction, or sillyer still, the destruction of the world itself. Can you say Global Warming? Their church is Government. They tout seperation of church and state, yet they made their church out of government. Non-believers cannot make their way without the help of the more enlightened clergy.
Now, I’m not advocating institutionalized religion in school. I’m just trying to point out the hypocrisy of the left.

The left, in general, tend to look down on christians as uneducated, country bumpkins with gunracks and rebel flags on their pick-ups (not that there’s anything wrong with that). Yet, the left has it’s own value system that’s being institutionalized through the judiciary, so if you violate their dogma, you will be sued by the ACLU, or branded a racist/bigot/homophobe by their attack dogs in the MSM. If you have land coveted by your neighbor, the Kelo decision can give it to them. If you threaten some endangered species, the church takes over your land.
Through careful study (read: My Opinion) I have discerned their Ten Commandments:

Thou shalt not have beliefs which contradict anyone else’s unless those views are conservative.

Thou shalt not hold people accountable for their actions.

Thou shalt not be responsible for thine own actions.

Thou shalt not have more than thy neighbor.

Thou shalt doest all in your power to make sure nobody has more than you think they deserve.

Thou shalt not go to war under any circumstances.

Thou shalt not, if there are problems in the world, propose any action to correct those problems, thou shalt only say how much you care so loudly that it drowns out any reasonable solutions to make sure nobody else shalt get the credit for fixing the problems.

Thou shalt not pursue your own happiness. Thou shalt only take pleasure in making everyone else miserable.

Thou shalt not believe that people can make their own way in the world without thine assistance.

Thou shalt have no God above mankind.

The thing that bothers me is that they know what I am saying is true. They’ll say it isn’t because they cannot be honest about who they are. This is what they believe, but if they say it, their God will forsake them. And what is Hell if it is not the absence of your God.

fmragtops is a guy that writes a blog of little importance. He hasn’t accomplished anything in the literary arena. It makes him feel all warm and fuzzy that Fitch lets him rant here occasionally. He is also the author of Talking Points: Six Proven Impaling Techniques.

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7 Responses to “The Religion of Liberalism”

  1. FIAR says:

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    Which commandment is, “some people are more equal than others?”

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    [...]  As far as I am concerned liberalism is a religion. It just emphasizes different commandments. Thou shalt not have beliefs which contradict anyone else’s. Thou shalt not hold people accountable for their actions. Thou shalt not have more than thy neighbor. That’s another post, but for now, more impaling. [...]

  3. von says:

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    SO they DO believe something?

  4. JT’s Place » Blog Archive » Yet Another Reason To Not Like KoRn… says:

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    [...] UPDATE: Along the same line of thought, read this over at RadioActive Liberty… [...]

  5. fmragtops says:

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    Yes Von, They do. they just try to pretend they believe alot of things they don’t, which makes it look like they have no beliefs. But there they are.

  6. SeanS says:

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    Also if thou art a woman, thou shalt find a job outside the home lest ye go against all that the feminists have fought for.

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    [...] know. I know. It goes against my liberal doctor’s advice. He told me I could do grievous bodily harm by trying to ponder the deeper [...]

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