Rethinking Obama
I have been giving much thought to our new president. The more he talks, and the more of himself he reveals, the more I think I can get on the Obama bandwagon.
When you’re in my line of work, you see things differently. Being exposed to so many different types of people in so many different situations opens your mind to different points of view. This open mindedness has caused me to arrive at a new conclusion.
Yes, I still believe President Obama is a communist. I still believe President Obama is trying to subvert the Constitution. I still believe President Obama is a totalitarian. It just seems my job has caused me to see the light.
Are you confused? You shouldn’t be. What better place to be the police than in a police state?
Think about it. You know you want me to have no constitutional restrictions to protect the criminals of this world. The next time I think I have a car thief holed up in a house based on third hand information, I won’t have to stand down because I don’t have a warrant. BAM! I kick in the door and, voila, one less criminal on the streets. What could possibly go wrong?
Have you ever called the police, only to be told there was nothing they could do because it was just your word against the other person’s? No more of that. Everybody will be satisfied with law enforcement response! Your neighbor threatened you? Well, it’s time for a smackdown!
You shouldn’t be worried that your neighbor will make false allegations against you. You’re innocent; you have nothing to worry about. This will be a brave new crime-free world!
Yes, I, for one, welcome our new totalitarian overlords. Since I’ll be the police, you have nothing to worry about. I will protect you. Good thing, too. What, with the President getting ready ban miscellaneous semi-automatic weapons, and shotguns with telescoping stocks, you’re going to need me.
If you want more JumpOut, he will be busy practicing violating your soon to be non-existent constitutional rights at his law enforcement humor blog, You Should be Tasered
Category: Political Humor Tags: Barack, Caustic Sarcasm, Communisim, Constitution, Economic Stimulus Bill, Obama, Politics, President, Socialism, totalitarian
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Oh sure, it’s easy for you, you are already one of them. What about the rest of us who don’t want to join the cause of oppression, poverty and forced indoctrination? What about those of us who still believe in freedom, justice and self determination? I will not join your band of merry men, they are not MY band. While my band may not be as organized now, we will come together, stand and fight, and we will be victorious, so help us God. Because we are the RIGHT!
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You can’t win. Just give up.
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[...] latest Law Enforcement and political humor at Radioactive [...]
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With my military background, do you think I’ve got a chance at getting in on this ass kicking action?
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I wasn’t too keen on the idea at first, but now that you reassure me that you guys know I’m innocent, I will jump on board.
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Hi GUYS!
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Ya know, I hadn’t thought about it like that. I’ve been a cop for 12 years and was just about fed up with a system that lets the bad guys get away. I think I will get a couple of extra batteries and cartridges for my taser and begin the work of the annointed one. This may turn out to be a fun 4 years.
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Well I’m feeling safer already.
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[...] of all his transgressions. I, a most humble person of less-than-dirt worthiness, do hereby proclaim Our Saviour free of [...]
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This website is misleading and standing with many other fear mongering one sided falsified views. You have not opened your mind but only closed it. The truth is, you and your loyal 15-20 percent of self righteous followers of King Bush are wrong, and your words are close minded and false. Get an education first and secondly use your brain, you will then see that these thoughts are ridiculous.
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How about maybe reading some of the posts on this site before making your idiotic, uninformed comments. The writers of this blog have never “followed King Bush.” You ignorant tool.
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JO: Methinks he drank too much of the Wild-Barry flavored Kool-Aid.
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Your misleading!
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[...] to various banks. Is the Kink Of Pop too big to fail? We’ll have to wait to see. I can hear Obama saying that he doesn’t want to run the Michael Jackson [...]
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In may of 2009 I made a comment on this website, and it is posted above. I was commenting to many other ridiculously one views aside my own. Since then the other comments were removed on this page and makes me a stand alone liberal prick. I am a moderate and I still don’t believe that we should make fun of our leaders in seriousness…sorry if you misunderstood me.