Rethinking Obama

March 5th, 2009 by JumpOut · 14 Comments ·

I have been giving much thought to our new president. The more he talks, and the more of himself he reveals, the more I think I can get on the Obama bandwagon.

When you’re in my line of work, you see things differently. Being exposed to so many different types of people in so many different situations opens your mind to different points of view. This open mindedness has caused me to arrive at a new conclusion.

Yes, I still believe President Obama is a communist. I still believe President Obama is trying to subvert the Constitution. I still believe President Obama is a totalitarian. It just seems my job has caused me to see the light.

Are you confused? You shouldn’t be. What better place to be the police than in a police state?

Think about it. You know you want me to have no constitutional restrictions to protect the criminals of this world. The next time I think I have a car thief holed up in a house based on third hand information, I won’t have to stand down because I don’t have a warrant. BAM! I kick in the door and, voila, one less criminal on the streets. What could possibly go wrong?

Have you ever called the police, only to be told there was nothing they could do because it was just your word against the other person’s? No more of that. Everybody will be satisfied with law enforcement response! Your neighbor threatened you? Well, it’s time for a smackdown!

You shouldn’t be worried that your neighbor will make false allegations against you. You’re innocent; you have nothing to worry about. This will be a brave new crime-free world!

Yes, I, for one, welcome our new totalitarian overlords. Since I’ll be the police, you have nothing to worry about. I will protect you. Good thing, too. What, with the President getting ready ban miscellaneous semi-automatic weapons, and shotguns with telescoping stocks, you’re going to need me.

If you want more JumpOut, he will be busy practicing violating your soon to be non-existent constitutional rights at his law enforcement humor blog, You Should be Tasered

Category: Political Humor Tags: Barack, Caustic Sarcasm, Communisim, Constitution, Economic Stimulus Bill, Obama, Politics, President, Socialism, totalitarian

14 responses so far ↓

1 Eric // Mar 5, 2009 at 11:48 am

Oh sure, it’s easy for you, you are already one of them. What about the rest of us who don’t want to join the cause of oppression, poverty and forced indoctrination? What about those of us who still believe in freedom, justice and self determination? I will not join your band of merry men, they are not MY band. While my band may not be as organized now, we will come together, stand and fight, and we will be victorious, so help us God. Because we are the RIGHT!
2 JumpOut // Mar 5, 2009 at 12:02 pm

You can’t win. Just give up.
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4 Les James // Mar 5, 2009 at 10:17 pm

With my military background, do you think I’ve got a chance at getting in on this ass kicking action?
5 Fiar // Mar 5, 2009 at 10:42 pm

I wasn’t too keen on the idea at first, but now that you reassure me that you guys know I’m innocent, I will jump on board.
6 Angie // Mar 5, 2009 at 11:38 pm

Hi GUYS!
7 Robert // Mar 6, 2009 at 10:40 am

Ya know, I hadn’t thought about it like that. I’ve been a cop for 12 years and was just about fed up with a system that lets the bad guys get away. I think I will get a couple of extra batteries and cartridges for my taser and begin the work of the annointed one. This may turn out to be a fun 4 years.
8 Alex L. // Mar 6, 2009 at 11:15 pm

Well I’m feeling safer already.
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10 Mathew Gelino // May 7, 2009 at 1:35 pm

This website is misleading and standing with many other fear mongering one sided falsified views. You have not opened your mind but only closed it. The truth is, you and your loyal 15-20 percent of self righteous followers of King Bush are wrong, and your words are close minded and false. Get an education first and secondly use your brain, you will then see that these thoughts are ridiculous.
11 JumpOut // May 7, 2009 at 2:31 pm

How about maybe reading some of the posts on this site before making your idiotic, uninformed comments. The writers of this blog have never “followed King Bush.” You ignorant tool.
12 Angie // May 7, 2009 at 4:08 pm

JO: Methinks he drank too much of the Wild-Barry flavored Kool-Aid.
13 Chris C // May 7, 2009 at 6:51 pm

Your misleading!
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