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Thanks Chris. Sorry about the time lag. With my new job (Mon -Thurs, 10+ hrs a day), I don’t get to the access the interwebs as much as I’d like. In fact, I have to drive a few blocks, sit outside of a burger joint and tap into the library’s wireless. The library is located in the same building as the courthouse, sheriff, Justice of the Peace, Mayor’s office, Building Commissioner, etc. It’s a very small town many miles from my home. I share a double wide, “employee bunkhouse” with three hippies during this time away. It’s going to make a great post, someday.

Nice movie reference.

Insolu- Nice to talk to you again. The reason is easy – it’s not funny.

Why be so complicated? He can just get the state of Hawaii to cut him a fresh identity eight years from now.