[...] Les, but please call me Joe’s colon. Mr. Colon makes me sound too much like a former Secretary of State. Anyway, were should I… [...]

Really, I’ve never thought about picking up a midget. I’ve only ever seen one, but that urge just wasn’t there. Maybe its an american thing.

Apparently they are Fiar, but like all sports teams there is always a comeback.

@Les: hehe that would be a great post idea: Liberal diseases.

Apparently the Houston Oilers are the Republicans, snatching defeat from the jaws of victory.

I’m over six foot tall, so if any word needs to be banned, it’s stretch. “Hey Stretch, you’re tall, get this for me from the top shelf.”

I’ve never even thought of asking a short person to get something for me from the bottom shelf. Bunch of whining little… Oops.

Start listening closer to Biden. He’s possessed with a truth demon. It’s kind of like Liberal Tourets, he can’t help himself.

If the little person is a minority, does it make them a mino, or a mini? And what if her name is Margarett? Would she be a mini-midg-madge? Also, don’t little people have nick-names for themselves that only they can use, like black people can call each other “nigga”? Maybe ‘midga’?
A two job increase over zero can be spun as wildly as you wish, such as a 2 trillion % increase.
Joe, heh heh.

I know we don’t use sports references on RL because our readers might not be sports fanatics like myself but it fit well. And if we get a few more faithful readers who like sports and politics all the better.