RL Political Humor Quick Hits 24

October 2nd, 2009 by Chris C · 7 Comments ·

rlquickhitslogo

This edition looks at what not to say if you are a politician and a new small tourist attraction in China.

Alcohol and Politics Makes For Interesting News

And the reward for political idiot of the week goes to Sheboygan, WI mayor Bob Ryan for making sexually explicit remarks about his…wait for it….sister-in-law:

Awkward! Entering rehab in 3..2..1…

On a side note, I wonder which insult the sister thought was worse…

Sister: “He said what??!!”

Wife: “You are meaty around the edges and give good hummers.”

Sister: “Meaty around the edges!!!”

Wife: “Don’t you care that he told people you are good at oral sex?”

Sister: “He said I was fat!”

No matter what the upcoming holidays are going to be a game of pins-and-needles for the Ryan family this year. I think I’ll ask for an invite for Thanksgiving dinner.

Little People’s Republic of China

Did you know there is a commune of midgets in China?

Everyone in the mountain commune in Kunming, southern China, must be under 4ft 3 ins tall and they run their own police force and fire brigade from their 120 residents.

Now the group has turned itself into a tourist attraction by building mushroom houses and living and dressing like fairy tale characters.

chinalollipopguild

I’d love to see the fire brigade in action. That has to be #1 on the list of must-sees. Not sure I’d like to stay in the hotel though.

On a side note is the guy with the sunglasses in the lower-left portion of the picture supposed to be Neo?

_______________________________________________________

Political Humor Quick Hits is a commentary on the news/current events written by Chris Cameron. You can also read his odd take on things at his own humor blog Angry Seafood and his serious take on politics at Clearly Political.

Category: Political Humor

7 responses so far ↓

1 Eric // Oct 3, 2009 at 12:16 am

1. My former sisters-in-law were a collection of the most fabulous features of my ex wives without having to worry about my sorry ass as a husband, and a wonderful mix of could be and never could be. (wouldn’t have touched any of them anyway, except for the 3 or 4 I would have traded for my wife at the time)
2. Racist! but that is allowed in China. (personally I love tiny women, not little girls, just small women) Do the women get progressively taller as you move away from “tiny town”? I don’t speak Chinese, but I am available to small women, if it is warm there.
2 Les James // Oct 3, 2009 at 8:08 am

Can you toss ‘em?
3 Thomas C. // Oct 3, 2009 at 11:01 am

I just found this site and it is hilarious. Thanks.
4 Political Humor Deficiency Syndrome // Oct 9, 2009 at 12:11 pm

[...] The Mayor of Sheboygan, WI says his sister in law gives good hummers. [...]
5 Political Gifts | The Planets Best Political Humor at RadioactiveLiberty.com // Oct 18, 2009 at 8:02 am

[...] on a daily basis, here at our secret bunker. Many of them asking the same question: What can we little people (who don’t have the platform of an insanely influential political humor blog) do about [...]
6 Political Humor Under Fiar | The Planets Best Political Humor at RadioactiveLiberty.com // Nov 5, 2009 at 7:54 pm

[...] In an attempt to be a little more up to date on current events, I bring you my own version of political humor quick hits. [...]
7 Political Humor Under Fiar // Nov 5, 2009 at 8:49 pm

[...] Posted by vloggs on Nov 5th, 2009 and filed under Political Humor. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0. You can skip to the end and leave a response. Pinging is currently not allowed. In an attempt to be a little more up to date on current events, I bring you my own version of political humor quick hits. [...]

Political Humor |