Today’s installment of Political Humor Quick Hits is about the Sun, the smartest VP inVegas, and the UK travel ban.

Dumbest Thing Ever Said about the Sun

The sun is in a cooling period which has real scientists concerned the warming is over and pseudo-scientists worried their funding will dry up:

“The sun is the least active it’s been in decades and the dimmest in a hundred years. The lull is causing some scientists to recall the Little Ice Age, an unusual cold spell in Europe and North America, which lasted from about 1300 to 1850.”

The AGW people, however are pulling out all the stops to try and hold onto their hack science jobs.

Mike Lockwood, a solar terrestrial physicist at the University of Southampton in the U.K is “engaged in what they call ‘preemptive denial’ of a solar minimum leading to global cooling“:

“Even if the current solar lull is the beginning of a prolonged quiet, the scientists say, the star’s effects on climate will pale in contrast with the influence of human-made greenhouse gases such as carbon dioxide (CO2).”

I can’t blame Mike for trying so hard to sell fiction in order to keep his cushy position. It must be difficult to transition from academia into the Dreaded Private Sector, especially when one is only in the denial stage of grief.

Vegas Uses Biden Personality Trait For Promo

Beautiful isn’t it?

UK Travel Ban Reminder of Publicity and the Media

There’s no such thing as bad publicity unless they spell your name wrong. Isn’t that right Mike Guzofsky?

“The (British) government published a blacklist on Tuesday of people recently banned from the country including a Hamas lawmaker and a Jewish extremist, as well as anti-gay protestors and a far-right US talk show host.”

People such as:

“Hamas MP Yunis Al-Astal, Jewish extremist Mike Guzovsky, former Ku Klux Klan leader Stephen Donald Black and neo-Nazi Erich Gliebe are also on the list, as is controversial radio host Michael Alan Weiner, also known as Michael Savage.”

It’s not Guzovsky, it’s Guzofsky.

I’m sure the AP didn’t mean to misspell his name like they didn’t also mean to use the derogatory term “homophobic” in a news story describing preacher Fred Phelps, who is most likely on the list for being anti-Swedish.

Home Secretary Jacqui Smith, Britain’s Janet Napolitano explains why she’s putting her pedicured foot down on this issue:

Smith said: “The government opposes extremism in all its forms and I am determined to stop those who want to spread extremism, hatred and violent messages in our communities from coming to our country.”

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