Robert Gibbs is a Douche
Hang on one second. I mean “Robert Gibbs is a Douche” in the nicest way possible. Please give me a chance to explain, before you head off to the comments section, to slam me for calling the President’s Press Secretary a derogatory term.
Thank you. See how nice conservatives are?
We first have to look at what a douche is -it’s a product used to deodorize a certain part of the anatomy. I thought all douches were made for a gender specific purpose. I was wrong. While doing a little research for this post, I discovered there are douches out there designed so both men and women can enjoy a clean, fresh feeling -in a place a little farther back. Try to get that image out of your mind.
Anyway, back to why Robert Gibbs is a douche. His job is to take whatever hole President Obama has gotten himself into, and make it smell better. Gibbs has been handed an awful lot of nasty assignments, but he does his best to make that part of the body politic as fragrant as roses. There’s a joke in here about Bush… Best to let it go.
Personally, I think Gibbs is doing a bang-up job, and deserves a big round of clap for his efforts.
But it not just Gibbs that’s a douche. Anyone who goes about telling the public that what they’re smelling in Washington is success, falls into the same category.
This makes Vice President Joe Biden a douche too. Likewise, the President’s advisers Rahm Emanuel and David Axelrod are both douches. Janet Napolitano is a big douche. Little Timmy Geithner, douche. The Award Winning Democrat Congress, yep, douches. Plus all of the Main Stream Media, every labor union boss, some religious leaders, a butt-load of lobbyist, a bunch of Wall Street types, and several CEOs and boards of bailed-out companies are all douches. The list goes on, and on, and…
We’re surrounded by douches!
Correctly give the number of times the word douche or its plural shows up in this post, and win absolutely nothing. FIAR gets pissed-off when I give away stuff. What a douche.
Les James runs a Douche Free Zone at both Sideshow Mirrors and Mild Max.
Category: Political Humor Tags: Dirty Obama Jokes, Douch Bag, Humour, Political Humor, Politics Stinks, President Obama Humor, Robert Gibbs Douche
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How refreshing in a world filled with douche for a man to be a solidly confirmed teabagger.
I’m not sure but I believe the plural for douche is douche, or douche’, not douches.
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Ahhh, thanks?
How do I know how it’s spelled? I just Googled it, and just assumed douches was the correct plural. I believe everything on the Internet.
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See, I thought maybe he invested in an orange tan and some hair product.
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RT- Better get those orange tans soon. I’d bet they’re the next type of tanning to get taxed. Not sure about the hair products. I expect they’ll be exempt, since so many politicians love their Edwards, Kerry, Blago styles. Maybe you could recommend those to Pin Boy.
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Anyone with any decent disregard for PC gets a tan the good old fashion way – by using a tanning bed. Spray-on tans are for douchba….oh wait.
Personally, since there are no more sun spots, I don’t think the sun is dangerous to use for a free tan now, if it ever warms up that is.
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Pinboy has a natural tan and sports a clean dome. He’s not a douche.
He’s actually pretty cool. Although, he did recommend that I hit the tanning bed, since I’m so pale. (Not gonna do it.)
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[...] The following was found crumpled on the floor after a recent White House Press Corpse Briefing. The source appears to be Robert Gibbs. [...]
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[...] The following was found crumpled on the floor after a recent White House Press Corpse Briefing. The source appears to be Robert Gibbs. [...]
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[...] again, Olberman might make a good Press Secretary replacement for Robert Gibbs. Similar Posts State Of The Union Address [...]
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Spoken like a true connoisseur, of sniffing douchebags no less. Did you have your head up Ari Flieser’s ass long enough to get a whiff of that lying piece of feces George W. Bush, douchebag connoisseur?