Obama Vs. Limbaugh Steel Cage Match
Good evening everybody and welcome to Wednesday Whoop Ass! Good ole J.O. here and do we have a main event for you! In the steel cage of death, doom, and destruction we will have two heavyweights in their respective ranks squaring off in a fight to the irrelevance!
In one corner, we have the champ. A man who is leader of the free world. A man who commands armies, and can move markets on a whim. He can fire missiles into other countries, and have the IRS audit you for no more reason than because he says so! It’s Barack “The Black Mamba” Obama!
In the other corner, we have a man that holds no political office. He has no power of government agencies. He can’t compel law enforcement to do anything. But some say he has a mystical power to hypnotize millions with his words. It’s Rush “The Raging Elephant” Limbaugh!
This looks to be one hell of a slobberknocker! It’ll be a pier six brawl! Get ready to hold on to your wallets and your prescription medication! We’ll get to the match right after a word from our sponsors!
Welcome back to Wednesday Whoop Ass! Good ole J.O. here and our warriors have entered the the steel cage of death, doom, and destruction! The bell rings and here we go!
It looks like the combatants are feeling each other out here. A rhetorical jab from Rush, and Obama counters with a middle-finger-nose scratch. Rhetorical jab followed by a rhetorical jab. Oh my! Rush hits Obama with a diatribe!
He follows up with multiple haymaker Reagan references! He has Obama backed into a corner! This looks like the beginning of the end, and we’ve barely gotten started! Wait, who’s that running in from back stage? Oh my God, it’s Rahm Emmanuel! He just tossed The Mamba a foreign policy change! That’s not legal! Oh! This is brutal! The Mamba is beating Rush over the head with his foreign policy!
Rush is staggered! It looks like the Raging Elephant may fall! Wait, Rush counters with a Socialism monologue! He’s dazed The Mamba! He has to follow that move up to gain the initiative in the fight, but the beating he took has left him exhausted! How are these men still fighting after all the brutality they have suffered?!
It looks like Rush is trying to go for his finishing move, the Crown of Communism. He’s moving in for the kill…Oh my God! The Mamba pulled out his mandate, but Rush blocked it with his huge advertising revenue!
OH NO! JESUS CHRIST!!! From out of nowhere, Obama hit him with his patented finisher the Fairness Doctrine, and Rush is down! He’s not moving. The fight is over! The fight is over. Obama just killed Limbaugh’s career, freedom, and the Constitution in one deft move!
I’m speechless! How could this have happened? Where was the commissioner? That move was banned, but he was able to…
Wait! Let me go, you goon! Leave my microphone alone! You can’t do this! This is unAmerican! You can’t……………………….
Category: Political Humor Tags: Barack, death of freedom, Fairness Doctrine, Limbaugh, Obama, Parody, Rush, Satire
2004–2012
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[...] Second, a humorous look at the Obama vs. Limbaugh media controversy. [...]
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Hits too close to home.
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The boxing analogy is strangely appropriate, given the nature of the rules and players of that sport.
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I am conflicted.
Is Rush getting his block knocked off a good thing or a bad thing?
You know what they say… Live by the sword, die by a political party so emasculated it’s getting whomped by some scrawny liberal.
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So, since folks like CNN are starting to question The One’s taking back some promises, will they be dumped off of the air, too? Will they, too, pose too much of a political threat?
What’s with the liberal paranoia? We have the right to dissent. Grow some, dems.
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RT, I think they handed over the “grow some” parts to Hilary when they signed up as dems.
Excellent tale Jump, as usual.
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Of course Obama wins!
He’s superman!
When’s he’s done with the country it won’t look anything like the mess Bush left us.
He doesn’t even need to fix the economy because it will be so scared of him it will fix itself.
This is why Obama is taking care of other stuff first.
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Thanks for the kind words. Do me a favor, though. Don’t ever let me put images in my posts again. I suck so bad with visual arts.
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I’ll put that on my Things To Not Let Others Do list, Jump.
Oh and why is it when I picture Super Liberal, it’s as a rat in a leotard? Ick.
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A painting of Barack Obama and his unicorn Penelope purging the skies above Washington D.C. of Rush Limbaugh and his golden EIB microphone-
http://faithmouse.blogspot.com.....trine.html
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Rush, ha Obami would tear him a new one. Lets put Coulter in the cage with ‘that one’, she’d have him castorated and crucified on the bars upside down before he could even pull out his fairness doctrine. Then she could be the bikini round card holder girl.
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I’d pay to watch that!
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Ann needs a sammich or two.
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