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Russian Spy Assassination Plot Uncovered

A Marauding Monger Mission

The Monger Horde™ has demanded an investigation into the poisoning of a Russian spy. I dispatched Agent Deranged Monkey to investigate. I am the Supreme Monger Overlord after all. I don’t do the dirty work myself. Agent Deranged Monkey is in the top echelon of secret ability to fabricate evidence, so there is no better agent for the mission.

After many hours of doing top secret stuff, that you don’t have the security clearance to be told about, Agent DM finally sent me the identity of the assassin. Although I cannot reveal the details, I can reveal the identity of the assassin.

Mini Frank J
Mini Frank J poses

That’s right. The evil genius Frank J sent his diminutive clone to kill the Russian spy.

Damn you Frank J! Damn you!

Category: Pointless Nonsense

4 Responses to “Russian Spy Assassination Plot Uncovered”

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    Ha! His head is the same size as the gun.

  2. Monger Horde » Marauding Monger Mission Roundup: Who Done It? says:

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    [...] Last but not least, our Head Monger FIAR has the inside scoop on a little something that FrankJ has been working on. [...]

  3. Clia Toris says:

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    Humor is the cure – even for Polonium-210
    poisoning!
    Dungtongue

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    This is one awesome blog post.Really looking forward to read more. Want more.

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