Is the high cost of gas getting you down? Are you struggling week to week trying to make ends meet? Would you like to get more fuel efficiency out of your car, but just don’t know how?
Are you a bitter American that can’t stop clinging to guns and religion?
If you said “yes” to any of these questions, then have I got the solution for you.
“We could save all the oil that they’re talking about getting off drilling, if everybody was just inflating their tires and getting regular tune-ups. You could actually save just as much.” ~ Barack Obama
But that’s not all! You see, tires create friction, even when properly inflated. Following the suggestion of President Obama will save less than one-half of one percent of US oil consumption. We need a better way to economize.
That’s why Obamaco developed the cutting edge technology of the Obama Air Tires. Obama Air Tires uses space age technology to power your car without the drag of rubber on the road.
Obama Air Tires never lose pressure, never go flat, and never need to be changed on the side of a dangerous road.
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Obama Air Tires use a cushion of air to keep your car off the ground and running smooth. They use a patented and proprietary secret Hope and Change™ technology, so we conveniently can’t tell you how they work.
Once you put Obama Air Tires on your car, it will go from a gas guzzler, to a gas producer. That’s right! You won’t merely save gas. Your car will actually become an oil refinery and make gasoline!
Obama Air Tires are fast!
How much would you be willing to pay for Obama Air Tires now?
We’ve pured billions and billions of taxpayer dollars into developing Obama Air Tires, so it’s almost like you’ve already bought your own set.
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Call today and get a free set of chrome plated and engraved Obama Tire Gauges. That’s a value of over $10. There’s no obligation to buy anything to get your Obama Tire Gauges. They’re yours free, just for calling 1-866-PIE-IN-THE-SKY.
That’s not all!
The first 30 callers will also get a free Barack Henry Obama Version of the Bible with an inscription by Rev. Jeremiah Wright.
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Image Credits: Hover Car by James Harris, P1040461 by SeanL.
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12 responses so far ↓
1
Les James
// Aug 8, 2008 at 10:45 am
Deer Sers or ma’ams,
I jus got me a obama Bible and boy wuz I amazed to see teh missin’ commanment! ‘Thou shalt elect a blak presedent.’ Their it wuz plane as day and twise as ez to read, bein’ in big red letters and all. me and Betsy, thats my scatergun, got us a new best frend to hold on tight like two. Thank ya Obamaco.
Sincerelee,
Hank
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Les James
// Aug 8, 2008 at 11:20 am
Whoa! Forget the tires for a few minutes. Russian troops are fighting in Georgia! What does the news cover? The Red Communist Olympics, that’s what. Ivan has invaded the American South and all we care about is the Panda People’s Games!
3
Obama Air Tires
// Aug 8, 2008 at 11:27 am
The price of oil has dropped to $116/barrel. It’s clear that Obama Air Tires and Obama Air Gauges are making a big impact!
4
Augusto
// Aug 8, 2008 at 1:15 pm
What a fabu idea. I always wondered why they didn’t make that hovercraft ferry idea between Enland and France into land roving vehicles.
It is this kind of thinking outside the box that will make Obama the best president America ever had…well, that wouldn’t be difficult after the last 8 years.
Do they make those air tires for hybrid and plug-in electric vehicles?
5
Fiar
// Aug 8, 2008 at 6:53 pm
The moonbats just don’t get it. I looked up the keyword stats, and the number 2 ranking site for obama air gauge says:
Let me help you out here moonbats. Because it’s stupid. It also assumes that Americans are stupid. The comments thread suggests the same.
Obama wants us to believe that the solution to the energy crunch is auto maintenance, which of course also suggests that people are too stupid to properly maintain their vehicles.
The moonbats are so big on wanting a nationalized health care plan. What if someone suggested that we wouldn’t ever need medical attention of any kind if people would just wash their hands frequently and thoroughly.
That would be an EXACT equivalent. It’s stupid and condescending.
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Chris C.
// Aug 8, 2008 at 11:38 pm
I find it funny that Carpetbagger accuses the GOP of milking the tire gauge thing but yet they still posted about the subject.
The liberal concept of ideas: present a ridiculous premise, then if everyone mocks it just say it was a joke.
@Augusto: don’t you mean the last 16 years?
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Augusto
// Aug 8, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Well, Fiar, it is stupid and condescending but, as evidenced by the many food processing plant and restaurant food contamination cases, evidently there are a shitload of people (pun intended) who need to be told daily, nay hourly, that hand washing is necessary.
And judging by a walk around the mall’s parking garage, it seems Ms Muffy Shopaholic and her daddy haven’t grasped that tire pressure is a safety thing as well as a gasoline efficiency thing.
Yes, stupidity runs rampant…sadly. Oh I wish it wasn’t true. And, evidently, the well-respected AAA thinks reminding people to check their tires is sadly necessary.
OK, this isn’t witty or satirical but…reality sometimes intrudes.
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diesel
// Aug 9, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Less than half of one percent? And all we have to do is convince nearly 300 million people to all simultaneously check the air pressure in their tires? I bet China could do it. Like how they fixed the smog problem.
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