My employer has several expectations of me that I view as restrictive, and unfair.

• I need to get to work on time.
• No searching for free pr0n on the internet (websense).
• I’m supposed to stay awake the whole time.
• I’m supposed to “do my job.”

On a related note, do you know that the supply of free pr0n on the internet seems limited? It’s true. After a while you just keep seeing the same thing over and over again. What’s with that. I thought that’s what Algore invented the internet for. Isn’t it?

Am I the only one who thinks that the “four hour erection” disclaimer is in the ad as a selling point and not as a warning?

I wouldn’t want a four hour erection personally. Imagine trying to get out of that one.

You – I’m done.

Her – Doesn’t look like it to me.

You – Oh, that. Dammit!

Argument ensues.

Through IT2M I think I may have found the perfect website. I just wish he posted more often. I like where he was going outside. It’s not fair though, to get us all interested with a hook, and then leave us hanging. What happened next?

Anyone know how many square feet are in an acre? I don’t, but I bet you can look it up on the internet, and I bet it wouldn’t be blocked by websense. Stupid websense.

Category: Pointless Nonsense