My employer has several expectations of me that I view as restrictive, and unfair.
- I need to get to work on time.
- No searching for free pr0n on the internet (websense).
- I’m supposed to stay awake the whole time.
- I’m supposed to “do my job.”
On a related note, do you know that the supply of free pr0n on the internet seems limited? It’s true. After a while you just keep seeing the same thing over and over again. What’s with that. I thought that’s what Algore invented the internet for. Isn’t it?
Am I the only one who thinks that the “four hour erection” disclaimer is in the ad as a selling point and not as a warning?
I wouldn’t want a four hour erection personally. Imagine trying to get out of that one.
You - I’m done.
Her - Doesn’t look like it to me.
You - Oh, that. Dammit!
Argument ensues.
Through IT2M I think I may have found the perfect website. I just wish he posted more often. I like where he was going outside. It’s not fair though, to get us all interested with a hook, and then leave us hanging. What happened next?
Anyone know how many square feet are in an acre? I don’t, but I bet you can look it up on the internet, and I bet it wouldn’t be blocked by websense. Stupid websense.
2004–2008
4 responses so far ↓
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Gennie
// Apr 3, 2006 at 1:19 pm
LOL…that’s the entire point of my “NO NO NO” post: to put a lot of different topics into one. Hence the name of the posts: Jambalaya. Sorry you didn’t enjoy it.
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FIAR
// Apr 3, 2006 at 2:21 pm
I put a lot of different topics into one post too. [See above]
My “criticism” was all just in keeping with the theme, of course.
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Gennie
// Apr 3, 2006 at 3:03 pm
It’s all good.
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fmragtops
// Apr 6, 2006 at 11:21 am
If I was able to use it, I don’t think I’d mind a four hour erection. I just would have to make sure I was plenty hydrated, and stretched out.
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